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She needs to jog around the block a few weeks straight
Seahorse still smells like fish, doesnt it?
Someone should tell her that shits on backwards. The string goes in the back, sweetheart.
If I want cottage cheese I'll go to the fuckin grocery store.
If you lady doesn't have any, just wait some more.
Not sure weather to cry out “Harpoons, man them.”
Or “Woah SeaBiscuit.”
I’ll ponder that one while you talk amongst yourselves.
Sirhr
Or “Woah SeaBiscuit.”
I’ll ponder that one while you talk amongst yourselves.
Sirhr
I will try anything once.....or twice.
Damn didn't realize how high the bar is here with women, at 64 I give her a 20 on a scale of 1 to 10 .
Anything is edible if you’re hungry enough, OM NOM NOM NOM NOM!
Gonorrhea isn't as bad the second time around. It's really not.
Only thing that bathing suit has to do with her calves is it makes want to put both of them about even with her head and have some fun.
This is the internet. We’re all operators turned prize fighters with 12” dongs and abs you can shred cheese on. 20s are for the poors. She has to be a 30 or better.
Get with the program old man.
Props to that dude for being up front about it.
I'd rather see a nut in a profile pic than make a terrible, terrible mistake and find out later.
Didn't know there were so many gays on the hide...
Seinfeld voice: Not that there's anything wrong with that....
Seinfeld voice: Not that there's anything wrong with that....
May we never find out.
Plastic surgery has come a long way. I still have single buddies that go out and get plastered every so often and I wonder about their situational awareness while inebriated. Scary times.
While I follow her in my truck!
She's 46 and has a better body than 80% of the teenagers I see out there today.
There isn’t. She a little thicc but I’d smash any day
20 plus years ago we landed in Spain on our way to Afghanistan.
I took 20 guys to a whore house and we ran into the officers in our squadron.
Within a half an hour the skipper walked in completely off his ass drunk. I sat there and baby sat him with the CMC for an hour. The CMC kept looking around and I said what are you looking for, he told me perfection. At 50 years old he wanted a 10, not a 7 or it wasn't worth buying it.
About 20 or 30 minutes later I lost the skipper and went upstairs with a hot black chick from Brazil.
The next morning one of the LCDR was missing and we found him in his hotel room with 3 damn near perfect 10's from Russia.
Now being 50 myself, I was going to cheat it would be to be with a 10.
I took 20 guys to a whore house and we ran into the officers in our squadron.
Within a half an hour the skipper walked in completely off his ass drunk. I sat there and baby sat him with the CMC for an hour. The CMC kept looking around and I said what are you looking for, he told me perfection. At 50 years old he wanted a 10, not a 7 or it wasn't worth buying it.
About 20 or 30 minutes later I lost the skipper and went upstairs with a hot black chick from Brazil.
The next morning one of the LCDR was missing and we found him in his hotel room with 3 damn near perfect 10's from Russia.
Now being 50 myself, I was going to cheat it would be to be with a 10.
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