Taurus are sex toys in Florida??

They had a blast!

Seems like he blew his load.....

I'll bet he still effed her before calling 911.

In his parents house with parents downstairs when shot went off.......

That must of been a fantastic scene all were glad to be part of.........except the woman of course.

barneybdb said:

...The pair had been dating for only a fortnight...

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WTF length of time is a "fortnight"??

Dude probably sobered up and realized how ugly she was and shot her on purpose...

FS1 said:

I'll bet he still effed her before calling 911.

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Some dishes are better served cold....

AAAHHHH, the never ending flow of FUBAR stories coming out of Florida.
Barney what is the Florida like bat shit crazy location in Australia, surely you guys have one ?

huntingthem said:

WTF length of time is a "fortnight"??

Dude probably sobered up and realized how ugly she was and shot her on purpose...

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14 days, two weeks, half a month, 1/26 of a year.........

Meth
Kind of explains why he didn't unload the pistol first.

Parents house + Meth + Loaded Gun + Stupid Girlfriend = PRISON

I hate hearing about this kind of shit, I mean, did they have to shoot a hole in the TV?

barneybdb said:

Due probably to the way the population is distributed down here we don't seem to have one location that stands out except for the Northern Territory for about half the year. They only have two seasons up there, wet and dry, with the wet season having extremes of high temps, high humidity, monsoon rains and crazy behavior.

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That's unfortunate you guys shouldn't have to rely on Florida crazy to get your kicks.
We could probably work something out and pack a container ship full of Florida degenerates to send your way just out of generosity.
Hell we probably wouldn't even miss them.

barneybdb said:

They would probably fit in better in California going by my recent trip?

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Oh no California crazy is more the sitting on the park bench naked talking into an old shoe like a telephone. Florida crazy is running down a busy freeway naked while attacking and eating peoples faces off.
They just wouldn't mix well unless there were straight jackets and padded rooms.

FS1 said:

I'll bet he still effed her before calling 911.

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Snort

barneybdb said:

A man is in jail charged with killing his girlfriend after their bedroom foreplay, involving a loaded gun, went horrifically wrong.


Paloma Williams, 24, was blasted in the chest during deadly foreplay with her new lover Andrew Shinault, 23, The Sunreports.

The pair had been dating for only a fortnight but they had played with a gun during previous encounters, it has emerged.

Mr Shinault told the police he and Ms Williams were using a 9mm Taurus for “sexual gratification and arousal” at his home in Valrico, Florida.

Woman shot dead in sex game gone wrong

This is the first picture of a woman who died after her lover shot her during a risky sex game using a loaded gun.

www.news.com.au

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I'm two or three miles from Valrico.
Interesting story but there are two problems with it.



Florida does not require registration of firearms and municipalities can't require it either.

The other issue is that they took her to Brandon regional hospital.
It's closer than any other hospital for me and I would not choose to be a patient there.

BTW Barney, we don't count time in fortnights. Maybe the writer meant they were playing Fortnight. Haha!!

In all seriousness though, it's truly sad how stupid some people are.

That hand Gun is registered now.

Florida is New York with palm trees. Or lets say, the libs outlawed asylums and sent all their inmates here. But the bright side is...we can carry.

barneybdb said:

The term "fortnight" seems to have dropped out of favour down here too but still gets occasional use. Sorry for using an .au news source.

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Odd, four score and seven years ago it was all the rage........

I'm sorry....there must be something wrong with me....this shit is hilarious.

Only in Florida

I could post a selection of carefully curated pictures involving women and firearms used together, in a sexual gratification setting purely for Educational purposes......

However probably a large amount of them would violate the rule about showing explicit body parts. You'll just have to do the hard work of studying, searching, cataloguing and rating them all yourself.....

Kind of hot.

Back when I lived in Florida, I met this chick who was crazy in bed. Took her shooting once because why not; we came home and all of a sudden during sex she wanted me to hold a fucking pistol to her head.

Yeah...no.

That why you need a quality muzzle device

XLR308 said:

Oh no California crazy is more the sitting on the park bench naked talking into an old shoe like a telephone. Florida crazy is running down a busy freeway naked while attacking and eating peoples faces off.
They just wouldn't mix well unless there were straight jackets and padded rooms.

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California crazy is more the sitting on the park bench naked talking into an old shoe like a telephone.
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What would happen if a battery/chip/speaker assembly is inserted into the shoe that is calibrated to respond to the person's voice???

Yeah I am a fucking asshole.

Talk about bangin’ a ho, literally. LMMFAO.

TheGerman said:

Kind of hot.

Back when I lived in Florida, I met this chick who was crazy in bed. Took her shooting once because why not; we came home and all of a sudden during sex she wanted me to hold a fucking pistol to her head.

Yeah...no.

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Was it a sex pistol?

Mike Casselton said:

Was it a sex pistol?

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It is now