Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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Clearly has not seen many boobs in real life.
Most sag.
Even at 24 and no kids.
Maybe you got some special pics you could PM him?
The polar ice caps are melting on Mars, too (and all of the SUVs there use green technology).
Not true! I saw this midde-aged woman in India breast feeding a goat. Saggiest tits you every saw, woman was rail thin. Kid goat was happy, wagging the shit out of that little tail while sucking her tit.
AgreedClearly has not seen many boobs in real life.
Most sag.
Even at 24 and no kids.
Maybe you got some special pics you could post publicly for all to enjoy?
The bear pit never ever disappoints…….
Third world countries are fun kids! Vegas people watching has nothing on the third world.
UK RAISES ALERT LEVEL
The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent Russian threats and have therefore raised their security level from “Miffed” to “Peeved.”
Soon though, security levels may be raised yet again to “Irritated” or even “A Bit Cross.”
The English have not been “A Bit Cross” since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out.
The Russians have been re-categorised from “Tiresome” to “A Bloody Nuisance.”
The last time the British issued a “Bloody Nuisance” warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.
The Scots have raised their threat level from “Pissed Off” to “Let’s Get the Bastards.” They don’t have any other levels.
This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years.
The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from “Run” to “Hide.”
The only two higher levels in France are “Collaborate” and “Surrender.”
The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France’s white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country’s military capability. They have also started wearing their reversible coats.
Italy has increased the alert level from “Shout Loudly and Excitedly” to “Elaborate Military Posturing.”
Two more levels remain: “Ineffective Combat Operations” and “Change Sides.”
The Germans have increased their alert state from “Disdainful Arrogance” to “Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs.”
Belgians on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.
The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.
Australia meanwhile, has raised its security level from “No worries” to “She’ll be right, Mate.” Two more escalation levels remain: “Crikey! I think we’ll need to cancel the barbie this weekend!” and “The barbie is cancelled.” So far, no situation has ever warranted use of the final escalation level.
The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent Russian threats and have therefore raised their security level from “Miffed” to “Peeved.”
Soon though, security levels may be raised yet again to “Irritated” or even “A Bit Cross.”
The English have not been “A Bit Cross” since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out.
The Russians have been re-categorised from “Tiresome” to “A Bloody Nuisance.”
The last time the British issued a “Bloody Nuisance” warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.
The Scots have raised their threat level from “Pissed Off” to “Let’s Get the Bastards.” They don’t have any other levels.
This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years.
The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from “Run” to “Hide.”
The only two higher levels in France are “Collaborate” and “Surrender.”
The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France’s white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country’s military capability. They have also started wearing their reversible coats.
Italy has increased the alert level from “Shout Loudly and Excitedly” to “Elaborate Military Posturing.”
Two more levels remain: “Ineffective Combat Operations” and “Change Sides.”
The Germans have increased their alert state from “Disdainful Arrogance” to “Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs.”
Belgians on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.
The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.
Australia meanwhile, has raised its security level from “No worries” to “She’ll be right, Mate.” Two more escalation levels remain: “Crikey! I think we’ll need to cancel the barbie this weekend!” and “The barbie is cancelled.” So far, no situation has ever warranted use of the final escalation level.
I think you meant a Congress of Idiots
Po-TAY-to, po-TAH-to.
"Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a Congressman. But I repeat myself."
- Mark Twain
I was digging through a box of bits and found a hole saw with an OD just under 30mm so 1 1/8” I guess, remembered I had a couple scope caps the springs flew off of and marked/drilled them by hand so it wouldn’t melt the plastic and walk. Poor mans mirage caps, I swear flipped down things seem a little sharper but it might just be me it’s not much difference. We shall see if they cut the mirage any later.
Sand paper wrapped around the plastic case a lee decapper comes in is perfect for sanding a 30mm hole. If it doesn’t work I’m out 10 minutes and I can shoe goo some screen in it for a ghetto kill flash.
Sand paper wrapped around the plastic case a lee decapper comes in is perfect for sanding a 30mm hole. If it doesn’t work I’m out 10 minutes and I can shoe goo some screen in it for a ghetto kill flash.
Hate that original song. hate to admit it but the bad wolves version isn’t bad though, It’s her voice I think.
You, sir, are a dick. Have I told you that today?
Probably because the profile pic is your blown out anus
My favorite is "Monkeys Humping A Football" Have had a Deer Drive or 2 that resembled that statement.
Next is
It's hotter than 2 Rat's F#$king in a Wool Sock
Next is
It's hotter than 2 Rat's F#$king in a Wool Sock
There were so many on our local pumps they finally put their own sticker on that said " please don't put stickers on our pumps as it takes our guys too long to remove them"
It could be worse…. You could have Culture Club…
… Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Chameleon…..
that’s my asshole deed for the day.
Barney. We've all gathered here today as an intervention to discuss your fascination with execution by cannon. We're worried about your health and safety. And that that says A LOT, considering this group. Now, who wants to go first?
Execution by cannon in Iran, 1890s
George Carter Stent described the process as follows:
“The prisoner is generally tied to a gun with the upper part of the small of his back resting against the muzzle. When the gun is fired, his head is seen to go straight up into the air some forty or fifty feet; the arms fly off right and left, high up in the air, and fall at, perhaps, a hundred yards distance; the legs drop to the ground beneath the muzzle of the gun; and the body is literally blown away altogether, not a vestige being seen”.
Y’all wouldn’t be saying SHIT if there was a naked lady tied to the front of that cannon!
Pics or it didn’t happen!
