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Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

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I had the amusement, to witness a guy lite himself up with a flaming Dr Pepper, on multiple occasion. Think Eddie Murphy " Now thats a fire ". When this guy would get enough alcohol in him all inhibition / logic would disappear, granted that's normal, but he took it to 11. thought he would show off and drink it and the flames would go out.
I once had the pleasure of watching a tard with less IQ points than branches in his family tree torch his face .
Ok Wiley Coyote , Super Genius got smoked up on hash . Then Elmerr Einstein decides to light a bottle rocket that he's biting . When he was done he looked like something out of a cartoon .
 
I once had the pleasure of watching a tard with less IQ points than branches in his family tree torch his face .
Ok Wiley Coyote , Super Genius got smoked up on hash . Then Elmerr Einstein decides to light a bottle rocket that he's biting . When he was done he looked like something out of a cartoon .

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I once had the pleasure of watching a tard with less IQ points than branches in his family tree torch his face .
Ok Wiley Coyote , Super Genius got smoked up on hash . Then Elmerr Einstein decides to light a bottle rocket that he's biting . When he was done he looked like something out of a cartoon .

This post is dedicated to democrats and morons; one in the same. These scientific tests have shown that the majority of time when stress is induced the muscles will tense.

More specifically, the muscles of the gluteus maximus will constrict to the point that sufficient surface friction is induced between the epidermis and wood fiber of the pyrotechnic device to mitigate the breakaway thrust variable required for vertical flight.

The test subjects were negligent in factoring the surface friction which increases in proportion and exponentially to the rapid onset of temperature, discomfort and noise. Each of these variables sets in motion a chain reaction to which the test subjects are unable to stop.

Careful evaluation of these experiments is inconclusive, in so much as developing an accurate calculus for any further R&D in the science of butt-rocketology. The only method of study left is an empirical analysis.

With that said, a rough correlation can be made and summarized as follows:

1) An external and intense temperate and pain stimulus applied to the posteriors of the test subjects at intolerable levels results in tightening of the gluteus maximus, increasing surface friction which prevents release of the pyrotechnic device.

2) Massive consumption of alcoholic spirits may cause some relaxation of the muscles of the test subjects but too many variables exists such as body weight, tolerance levels and drinking habits to produce a reliable formula to predict whether or not the pyrotechnic device can ever achieve a successful launch.

3) The willingness of the test subject to participate in the case studies is inversely proportional to their IQ. Political party affiliation is an accurate predictor of test subject's and associated participants' abilities to ignore inhibitions, social norms and common sense to conduct these evaluations.

4) It's unfortunate that the test subjects and participants of these experiments are able to vote, drive and reproduce.











 
Well there’s a wildfire in my AO. No real danger currently and wind is in a line south of me. Pray for the folks closer to it.

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Update:

Fire seems to be mostly on Buck Mountain. Still 0% contained but several depts are on scene. We’re on Round Peak mountain, wind is still very strong but not blowing toward us. My daughter’s fiancé says he’ll bring a truck here if things devolve 😎
 
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This post is dedicated to democrats and morons; one in the same. These scientific tests have shown that the majority of time when stress is induced the muscles will tense.

More specifically, the muscles of the gluteus maximus will constrict to the point that sufficient surface friction is induced between the epidermis and wood fiber of the pyrotechnic device to mitigate the breakaway thrust variable required for vertical flight.

The test subjects were negligent in factoring the surface friction which increases in proportion and exponentially to the rapid onset of temperature, discomfort and noise. Each of these variables sets in motion a chain reaction to which the test subjects are unable to stop.

Careful evaluation of these experiments is inconclusive, in so much as developing an accurate calculus for any further R&D in the science of butt-rocketology. The only method of study left is an empirical analysis.

With that said, a rough correlation can be made and summarized as follows:

1) An external and intense temperate and pain stimulus applied to the posteriors of the test subjects at intolerable levels results in tightening of the gluteus maximus, increasing surface friction which prevents release of the pyrotechnic device.

2) Massive consumption of alcoholic spirits may cause some relaxation of the muscles of the test subjects but too many variables exists such as body weight, tolerance levels and drinking habits to produce a reliable formula to predict whether or not the pyrotechnic device can ever achieve a successful launch.

3) The willingness of the test subject to participate in the case studies is inversely proportional to their IQ. Political party affiliation is an accurate predictor of test subject's and associated participants' abilities to ignore inhibitions, social norms and common sense to conduct these evaluations.

4) It's unfortunate that the test subjects and participants of these experiments are able to vote, drive and reproduce.












just needed a bigger bottle rocket with more thrust to counter the increased friction of the clench.
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If IRIC this is from The Giant Claw. Watched all the great and good sci-fi movies on Saturday nights back in the mid-60s.
Excuse my nerdism. This movie was made by the same guy who did the Black Scorpion. Excellent Director, Producer, and acting crew. However, in a lesson from the "Never order something and not check on progress" school, the director, who had the entire thing filmed in Mexico, except for the inside scenes, which he directed in a sound stage in Hollywood, ordered a super scary quetzalcoatal-like monster, from the "best model maker" in Mexico.
The guy they actually got was the absolute BEST marionette-maker in Mexico. Those are always caricature-like.
The director never saw the bird, never knew what it looked like. On the opening night, he attended, and was laughed out of the theater within minutes of its appearance on the screen.
The movie bombed, but is still required viewing for B-Sci-fi aficionados.
 
Update:

Fire seems to be mostly on Buck Mountain. Still 0% contained but several depts are on scene. We’re on Round Peak mountain, wind is still very strong but not blowing toward us. My daughter’s fiancé says he’ll bring a truck here if things devolve 😎
Update:

The fire is partially contained and is hovering around 130 acres affected. No reports of damaged structures due to fire crews doing such a good job.