Your post got me home sick. Did lots of load work at that range.
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An ophthalmologist, accountant and an attorney were playing golf one day and wanted to play through another group of golfers on the ninth hole. The second group was moving very slow.
As the trio of first golfers started to discuss the prospect of playing through, their Caddy politely asked them to reconsider and patiently wait for the second group to play ahead.
A little disturbed at their Caddy, the trio asked why they couldn’t play through since this second group was playing at the pace of peanut butter sliding down a windowpane.
The Caddy explained that the second group of golfers were all blind. They had lost their eyesight in an explosion caused by a fire at the old clubhouse a few decades earlier. Prior to losing their eyesight these men were avid golfers like the trio the Caddy was addressing.
Because of their valiant efforts to save the clubhouse, the country club gave the blind golfers a lifetime membership with all fees waived. So, the blind golfers come out to the course to play occasionally with their swings aided and adjusted by suggestions from their respective caddies.
As a courtesy to the blind golfers all sighted members of the country club respectively wait for the other group to move on before continuing their game.
The ophthalmologist was deeply touched by this story. Moved with compassion he said, “We have some marvelous technology available today that might be able to restore a person’s eyesight. I’m going to offer my services for free to these gentlemen to see if I can help them see again. I’m going to seek the assistance of some of my colleagues to do the same.”
Also weighted down with a heavy heart by the poignancy of their story, the accountant offered his services as well. “I may not be able to do much, but I can give them free accounting services, set up a charity and fund-raising venues to help these brave men in whatever financial challenges they are facing. I will also set up a college fund for their children. I’m also going to ask that some of my fellow accountants do the same.”
The attorney asked, “Why can’t they play at night?”
As the trio of first golfers started to discuss the prospect of playing through, their Caddy politely asked them to reconsider and patiently wait for the second group to play ahead.
A little disturbed at their Caddy, the trio asked why they couldn’t play through since this second group was playing at the pace of peanut butter sliding down a windowpane.
The Caddy explained that the second group of golfers were all blind. They had lost their eyesight in an explosion caused by a fire at the old clubhouse a few decades earlier. Prior to losing their eyesight these men were avid golfers like the trio the Caddy was addressing.
Because of their valiant efforts to save the clubhouse, the country club gave the blind golfers a lifetime membership with all fees waived. So, the blind golfers come out to the course to play occasionally with their swings aided and adjusted by suggestions from their respective caddies.
As a courtesy to the blind golfers all sighted members of the country club respectively wait for the other group to move on before continuing their game.
The ophthalmologist was deeply touched by this story. Moved with compassion he said, “We have some marvelous technology available today that might be able to restore a person’s eyesight. I’m going to offer my services for free to these gentlemen to see if I can help them see again. I’m going to seek the assistance of some of my colleagues to do the same.”
Also weighted down with a heavy heart by the poignancy of their story, the accountant offered his services as well. “I may not be able to do much, but I can give them free accounting services, set up a charity and fund-raising venues to help these brave men in whatever financial challenges they are facing. I will also set up a college fund for their children. I’m also going to ask that some of my fellow accountants do the same.”
The attorney asked, “Why can’t they play at night?”
Roger that.
Probably made by someone with several PhD's in English and literary arts.
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Oops.
It's, "the engineer asked...". The joke involves an ophthalmologist, accountant (or attorney if you like), and an engineer. (Google "and the engineer asks why can't they play at night?" and you'll see several versions of this oldie.)
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I wrote it from memory. Somehow I feel like an engineer would try to design a better golf club for them. It's the attorney that has an attitude of not doing anything for them but getting paid for it.
He would just want them out of the way so he can play golf. So why not have them play at night?
So let the attorney (or engineer) jokes begin in 3.... 2... 1....
OK. I will get it started.
An Airman, a Soldier, a Sailor, and a Marine were playing golf one day and wanted to play through another group of golfers on the ninth hole. The second group was moving very slow.
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PolySci
Since we are into Engineers jokes. Keep in mind, my father was a well respected Industrial Engineer and our son has a degree in Mechanical Engineering (though being an Air Force man, he never used his degree.)
So, here goes.
A young engineering student was walking along on campus one day when a beautiful young blond rode up on her bicycle, threw off All of her clothes and said, “Take What You Want!”
The next day, the young engineer was walking with a fellow engineering student who was also a friend. The first student was pushing the bicycle alongside.
The second engineer said; “Good Choice, the clothes probably wouldn’t fit any way.
Second (copied off of the internet because I was too lazy to type it)
Several years ago, I heard the story of an engineer who was riding his bike to work one day when he happened to see a frog on the side of the road. The engineer stopped, got off his bike and approached the frog. As he bent down to observe the frog, the frog suddenly spoke to him in a woman’s voice and said, “If you kiss me I will turn into a beautiful princess.” The engineer examined the frog more closely without saying a word.
Puzzled by the fact that the engineer didn’t immediately offer a kiss, the frog again repeated, “If you kiss me I will turn into a beautiful princess.” Again, no kiss from the engineer. Instead, the engineer picked up the frog and gently placed it in his basket on the back of his bicycle. Before shutting the basket, the frog exclaimed, “I don’t get it. I told you that if you kissed me I would turn into a beautiful princess.” To this, the engineer responded, “Yeah, but a talking frog is really cool!”
Telling my son these jokes does not invoke the expected response. (So I never relate these to him.) I often wonder how my father would have felt. He had a really good sense of humor.
Well that looks like it tickled.
Any VR fans here? 
Local gas station now has a roadside dildo!
Sort of scary… like the time I tried to use the ball washer at the golf club. Fell off and broke my arm.
Sirhr
Sort of scary… like the time I tried to use the ball washer at the golf club. Fell off and broke my arm.
Sirhr
Double barrel, at that.
Mine also looks like that. Also my left ankle.
The irony is awesome... minutes after calling us all racist... his dove gets killed by ravens...
I think that's someone trying to send a message to Woke Pope. That message is... go be a Commie somewhere else you socialist fucktard!
Sirhr
How did ya bust it?
Anything torn up besides the bone? Meniscus or ligaments?
Hopefully your pup is helping pass the recovery time.
I had the bright idea to get back into tournament paintball after 15 years off the game. I’m not as young as a once was. Just as dumb though it turns out.
Mila is definitely looking after me.
A reminder of what this weekend means...
Griff? Best dogs on the planet
yeah.
I take care of a lot of these, in the acute phase (Just after busted). And review charts on even more of them to make sure we are doing our very best work.
Im sure you know, and follow the PT and docs orders. Push too hard is not wise. Push hard later when cleared by PT and Ortho to push as hard as you can stand.
Seen a few tough, but not wise, dudes push through and end up with some major issues
Better to bust up doing stuff rather than sit around and just be a bum.
I know you keep busy chasin the birds with Mila. Heal fast and get back to it!
LOL, thanks.Ver good
Wish I could take credit. I saw it somewhere else and thought it was funny and clever.
Wonder what tool was whwre someone has cut the cable and stolen it
Anyone else here following the trial of Johnny Depp v Amber Heard? So far it has been pretty entertaining and there 5 more weeks left to go!
Holy crap, Johnny Depp has not aged well!
Must be that wife beating makes you look old before your time.
Sirhr
Must be that wife beating makes you look old before your time.
Sirhr
The dang zipline has hurt me again 
I hurt my ankle, didn’t twist it or roll it, it just sort of began to hurt after stopping a trip. It is so painful
Damn I’m getting old.
Anyhoo, my annual Easter Egg Shoot was a blast!
I hurt my ankle, didn’t twist it or roll it, it just sort of began to hurt after stopping a trip. It is so painful
Damn I’m getting old.Anyhoo, my annual Easter Egg Shoot was a blast!
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