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What will the next crisis be?

What will be the next crisis?

  • Klingons

  • Gas goes to $10 nationwide

  • People want to take sex change one step further and become animals. Peta has a fit.

  • Camela and Joe get caught butt fucking each other.

  • @Wade2Big overthrows the corrupt US government China invades. `100,000,000 gun owners ruck them up.

  • @Haney passes to the next world with a dick in his ass.


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Well, I just got back from the grocery and there was ZERO pasta.
Is everyone hoarding pasta now ? is that a thing ?

$10 gas - sooner than you think
There are already *Furries* so your sex change thing is out of date.
Joe couldn't find Kamala, let alone her ass....moot point.
Wade is too big, leave him alone, dammit.
I thought Haney had his eyes removed because he enjoyed a good skull fucking now and then.

Hmm....Klingons.
 
Corn shortage is coming. Think no corn tortillas, then it’s only soft tacos for a year.
Good thing I'm surrounded by....I dunno, 500,000 acres of corn, and wheat.
My own corn patch is about hip high now and the broccoli already has heads about 6 inches in diameter.
It's a weird year.

BTW, all tacos are on corn tortillas, the soft ones are just not cooked till crispy.
Flour (harina) are for burritos, flautas, and mopping up the remains of dinner on your plate.
 
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Good thing I'm surrounded by....I dunno, 500,000 acres of corn, and wheat.
My own corn patch is about hip high now and the broccoli already has heads about 6 inches in diameter.
It's a weird year.

BTW, all tacos are on corn tortillas, the soft ones are just not cooked till crispy.
Flour (harina) are for burritos, flautas, and mopping up the remains of dinner on your plate.
And the shit they pass off as 'tortillia' here in the states is pathetic. They need to be made by hand by some old Mexican lady, and cooked on a hot iron or stone. Eat them fresh and hot kind of like granny's biscuts, but flatter.
 
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Old testament shit...dead rising from the grave...Human sacrifices...dogs and cats living together...mass hysteria

everyone starts drinking brawndo.

and or more mass shootings.
and another plandemic.
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And the shit they pass off as 'tortillia' here in the states is pathetic. They need to be made by hand by some old Mexican lady, and cooked on a hot iron or stone. Eat them fresh and hot kind of like granny's biscuts, but flatter.
I've only seen them in Ariz. the brand is La-La's.
They are the best packaged tortillas I've come across....spendy, but oh so good.
 
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We don't get Klingons until 2151. We have to get warp drive in 2063 first.

Somehow I don't think we'll get that far even if we do have a nuclear war and the Post-Atomic Horror.
 
My bingo card:
  • More frequent blackouts as energy production is choked by government
  • Internet censorship is going to ramp up. ISP's, cloud services or ICANN start blocking way more websites (sniper's hide etc)
  • Shipping will get so expensive online retail powerhouses that count on fast, cheap delivery will be in a dire situation
  • Food lotteries at the grocery store begin, will look like black Friday every time a semi truck pulls in. Government ramps up exporting all domestic foods to other countries
  • DOJ starts actively arresting all newly appointed school board members that recently replaced pedos, think Jan 6th type procedure but with new reasons
  • Judges in certain districts will openly declare the constitution illegitimate, begin to rule cases accordingly, DOJ will be silent on the matter. Practically happening already but this is now ramped up to 11. Driving into certain districts will be like a foreign country
  • ATF, BLM & EPA team up to design new regulations that strangle 99% of FFL holders and firearm ranges / shooting on public land
  • A few more rulings from supreme court favor the constitution, DOJ get's annoyed and charges one of the justices with a 'crime', removing them
  • Left wing states will pass laws declaring no parent has any ownership of their children
  • The PX no longer requires fees to post ads, chaos ensues
I think the last one is the least likely to happen.
 
BTW, all tacos are on corn tortillas, the soft ones are just not cooked till crispy.
Flour (harina) are for burritos, flautas, and mopping up the remains of dinner on your plate.
Where did you get the idea that all tacos are on corn?
 
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Well, I just got back from the grocery and there was ZERO pasta.
Is everyone hoarding pasta now ? is that a thing ?

$10 gas - sooner than you think
There are already *Furries* so your sex change thing is out of date.
Joe couldn't find Kamala, let alone her ass....moot point.
Wade is too big, leave him alone, dammit.
I thought Haney had his eyes removed because he enjoyed a good skull fucking now and then.

Hmm....Klingons.
The pasta shits been going on for months
 
KZP nailed it.
Massive obvious fraud in November, leading to retention of House and Senate power by them. FF violence at protests may be their justification for an AWB "to preserve democracy".
Expect more rampant crime, spreading into the burbs and rural areas, possibly roving gangs. Assume they will be successful will AWB, eventually one way or another (maybe red flag on everyone norma, or above election protest/FBI FF ), but vigilante justice will be condemned as racist.
Genetically engineered mosquitoes will become relevant.
WHO will try to flex its new muscle with some stupid counter-productive (to common sense) mandate.
More vaccines. Take it to the bank. Which will no longer exist in physical reality.
 
The EU becomes completely destabilized by starving people who used to subsist on Russian and Ukrainian wheat exports followed shortly by the reformation of the USSR which annexes Poland and a chunk of Germany among other previously sovereign nations.

VooDoo
 
KZP nailed it.
Massive obvious fraud in November, leading to retention of House and Senate power by them. FF violence at protests may be their justification for an AWB "to preserve democracy".
Expect more rampant crime, spreading into the burbs and rural areas, possibly roving gangs. Assume they will be successful will AWB, eventually one way or another (maybe red flag on everyone norma, or above election protest/FBI FF ), but vigilante justice will be condemned as racist.
Genetically engineered mosquitoes will become relevant.
WHO will try to flex its new muscle with some stupid counter-productive (to common sense) mandate.
More vaccines. Take it to the bank. Which will no longer exist in physical reality.
Don't believe everything you hear about the R tidal wave. They won't give up power so easily.

Uni-Party for 2024
 
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Guys I’ll be honest, I’ve never been devoutly religious(my wife is), yes I believe in God and have sat in church thinking I would rather be in a dove field. Even my wife left her church of decades because of it turning into a recruiting branch of the new world order(not a cross to be found, a Chinese flag amount others hanging in the main hallway). But I have to admit, revelations is sounding more uncomfortable prophetic by the day, especially when it said everything that is wrong will become right. As far as the next crisis it will be whatever the government can market.
 
BTW, all tacos are on corn tortillas, the soft ones are just not cooked till crispy.
Flour (harina) are for burritos, flautas, and mopping up the remains of dinner on your plate.
Oh fuck, now you’ve done it. Now some German guy from Utah is gonna have to set you straight on Mexican cuisine. Get ready
 
Again…if voting were so important, they’d never let you do it. Those days of platformed messaging and plans for the government to better peoples lives are long gone. This is about staying in power and keeping the gravy train rolling.
And so far nobody has come up with a plan to remove them and until that happens, we get what we deserve. Inaction means people are ok with it.
 
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Actually, my bet is on:

Supreme Court rules abortion is not a constitutional right.

Imagine they took a drugged up criminal loser and turn him into a saintly martyr and destroyed whole cities. Now imagine what they'll do over abortion.

And btw, it wasn't a "leak", it was a broadcast message to get things lined up antifa style for the appropriate time.
 
Actually, my bet is on:

Supreme Court rules abortion is not a constitutional right.

Imagine they took a drugged up criminal loser and turn him into a saintly martyr and destroyed whole cities. Now imagine what they'll do over abortion.

And btw, it wasn't a "leak", it was a broadcast message to get things lined up antifa style for the appropriate time.
How is the FBI investigation into the leak going? I thought they would get to the bottom of this.
 
Actually, my bet is on:

Supreme Court rules abortion is not a constitutional right.

Imagine they took a drugged up criminal loser and turn him into a saintly martyr and destroyed whole cities. Now imagine what they'll do over abortion.

And btw, it wasn't a "leak", it was a broadcast message to get things lined up antifa style for the appropriate time.
I dont know about the 'leak' or not but youre right on the consequences of over turning RvW. Theres a group called Jane'sRevenge

www.ncregister.com › cna › who-or-what-is-janesWho, or What, is ‘Jane's Revenge’? A Look at the Group Being ...


6 hours ago · Jane’s Revenge called for a “Night of Rage” on the day the final Supreme Court decision on abortion is issued at 8 p.m., calling this a “general guideline” to be adapted for local
 
I dont know about the 'leak' or not but youre right on the consequences of over turning RvW. Theres a group called Jane'sRevenge

www.ncregister.com › cna › who-or-what-is-janesWho, or What, is ‘Jane's Revenge’? A Look at the Group Being ...


6 hours ago · Jane’s Revenge called for a “Night of Rage” on the day the final Supreme Court decision on abortion is issued at 8 p.m., calling this a “general guideline” to be adapted for local
Sounds like Domestic Terrorism to me....
 
There's already a huge crisis brewing in my city. Our stores are starting to run low on regular and ice beer and all that's left is crappy light beer that only kids and boomers like. Also, my beloved 30 packs of Natty Ice are gone! :eek:
Thats what you get for living in California. Land of the disturbed. But then it is you. ;)