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Thats too bad, I always liked Bonnie Raitt. But she does have that old Austin music background about her, like Stevie Ray Vaughn. Fucking Willie Nelson is a hardcore BETO supporter.

I met her once at the unveiling of a bronze statue of my great uncle in Austin. She, Tommy Lee Jones and other Texans were donors to have the statue erected. She's kind of nasty too, as during the ceremony speech she said she was honored to be a donor and added she had lot of experience in erections. Embarrassed the hell out of me because my mom and grandmother were also sitting there.
 
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Thats too bad, I always liked Bonnie Raitt. But she does have that old Austin music background about her, like Stevie Ray Vaughn. Fucking Willie Nelson is a hardcore BETO supporter.

I met her once at the unveiling of a bronze statue of my great uncle in Austin. She, Tommy Lee Jones and other Texans were donors to have the statue erected. She's kind of nasty too, as during the ceremony speech she said she was honored to be a donor and added she lot of experience in erections. Embarrassed the hell out of me because my mom and grandmother were also sitting there.

She's your typical trailer park trash leftist cunt.
 
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Any fans of "The Munsters"? I'll just leave this here:

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Don’t you mean Morticia Adams? 😍😍

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She's always looked like she smelled like cigarettes and pee.
You say that like it's a bad thing?

My Dr. looked like a younger, prettier version of Susan Sarandon. Her head nurse looked like she could crack walnuts between her ass cheeks. Keepin it professional, here! Just reporting as I saw it.

When I deployed to Afg the 2nd time I had my Dr. give me a complete physical. This was 2005 & I was 46, so it included a prostate exam.

So... Yes, I paid a woman to stick her finger up my ass, while another one watched. She took it well, I thought. Even laughed when I joked about buying me dinner.
 
You say that like it's a bad thing?

My Dr. looked like a younger, prettier version of Susan Sarandon. Her head nurse looked like she could crack walnuts between her ass cheeks. Keepin it professional, here! Just reporting as I saw it.

When I deployed to Afg the 2nd time I had my Dr. give me a complete physical. This was 2005 & I was 46, so it included a prostate exam.

So... Yes, I paid a woman to stick her finger up my ass, while another one watched. She took it well, I thought. Even laughed when I joked about buying me dinner.
That happened to me too. My woman Dr. is a former gymnast and a knockout. She also insisted on looking at my junk after I went in with a kidney infection. I bet she was disappointed. I did get a testicle stroke out of it.

Then she mentioned later when I went in that I needed a prostate exam after my psa numbers started rising. I never had one before or even had a girlfriend do it and told her I 'wasn't in the mood.' That miffed her and she sarcastically said 'Oh you're so funny!'

The next visit she brought it up again and said she had small hands. So I said ok and then she asked if another nurse could watch and I said 'Hell yeah, in fact, tell your friends.' but then I added if she found any drugs, they weren't mine.
 
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