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HeavyAssault

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  • Feb 14, 2011
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    PSA: Even if you check the kitchen drawers you got to stay frosty guys. Don't be that guy!!!

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    Just wait, commifornia is trying to ban gas powered cars now. Will an electric car run someone over?
     
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    that's nothing new men have been driving women crazy for well ever . and once they know just how easy it is to get under a womans skin all bets are off so one getting tired of it and running a guy over with a car or waking them up at night with a butchers knife or bat are about even lol .
     
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    Eh.. typical PG County shit. Surprised it even made the local news
     
    Most definitely. She probably has a stinky coochie so you’d have to do it missionary or prone bone to avoid the smell.
    I like your style 🍻 we’d of been good wingmen !! 👍

    I have seldom been accused of being picky , as long as they’re WOMEN between 18 & 80 , blind , cripple , or crazy, good chance I’d hit it ! 😜
    I waved the 18 rule a tad in SE Asia , but I wasn’t that much older then.

    PS: As far as avoiding stinky twats , disposable ear plugs , aren’t only for ears 😉
     
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    Clara Harris only served 15 for running over her husband, with his teenage daughter in the car, her step-daughter. She went around the Hilton driveway running him over three times.
     
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    I waved the 18 rule a tad in SE Asia , but I wasn’t that much older then.
    This is not something you say in a public forum, even if it is true.


    “I had sex with minors in SE Asia because excuses”. Good Christ.
     
    This is not something you say in a public forum, even if it is true.

    Just as a note, different countries have different legal age standards for things.
    The rest of the world doesn't automatically fall in line with whatever the puritans in the USA think is correct.

    On the other side you could be headed to some of our "friends" in the sandbox and find out the hard way, that extramarital sex is a crime...

    So of course always look up the local laws to avoid issues.
     
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    This is not something you say in a public forum, even if it is true.


    “I had sex with minors in SE Asia because excuses”. Good Christ.
    It's not even 18 in most states, I'm pretty sure legal age is much lower in that part of the world...

    That said, the age of consent with the Maryland woman from the story is 40, and requires written documentation, a notary seal, and must be recorded at the county.
     
    What I said was probably not cool for some people , was mostly said in jest.

    After long line periods in the Tonkin Gulf , once back in the P.I. or Bangkok , checking ID cards wasn’t a priority.
    Besides that it was over 50 yrs ago. 🫣 Not going to Epstein myself today.
     
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