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Picked 4 gallons of cherries this morning. Thinking of some cherry/cayenne jelly.


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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale:

Once Upon A Time....

A guy asked a girl to marry him.

She said, "No"

And the guy lived happily ever after, fishing, hunting, riding motorcycles, skiing, gambling, dating women half his age, had loads of money in the bank, played a lot of golf, and left the seat up.


THE END.
And died alone.
 
The World's Shortest Fairy Tale:

Once Upon A Time....

A guy asked a girl to marry him.

She said, "No"

And the guy lived happily ever after, fishing, hunting, riding motorcycles, skiing, gambling, dating women half his age, had loads of money in the bank, played a lot of golf, and left the seat up.


THE END.
He asked the wrong girl. Or I just got really lucky. Actually, she asked me first and I said no. Three years later I wised up and asked her. I almost focked that up real good. Guess my subconscious knew more than I did. 25 years married/29 years together next month and she still rocks my world. And I've done all that except dated girls half my age, wouldn't even it I could, and played golf. If I wanted to golf, she'd say have at it.
 

Lot of chair lifts that way now too…..

Rode many in the last 5 yrs that dont even have a safety bar option.

Only use for me is if they have ski rests on the bottoms, saves the pulling strain on my old man knees.

And yeah, my kid has been riding them since 3 with no safety bars.