Deserves her own post....

[HeavyAssault]

 

[Alabusa]

Wouldnt kick her out of bed for eating crackers.

 

[2aBaC̶a̶]

I DSL...

and lopsided roast beef sandwiches.

 

[Clob McStrunk]

Fatass

 

[Gatorshark]

I will not object.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Wouldnt kick her out of bed for eating crackers.

What if Crackers was her dog?

Sirhr

 

[HeavyAssault]

What if Crackers was her dog?

Sirhr

Interrogative: Is the dog alive ??

 

[7.62willdo]

What if Crackers was her dog?

Sirhr

“A dog makes a fine meal…..”

 

[2aBaC̶a̶]

Ive been called a cracker before so...

 

[n2ishun]

Fake lips and tits, thats obvious.
Hasn't the penis also been removed ?

 

[vinniedelpino]

I dunno bro... I'm skeptical. I bet she took 7653 photos before settling on posting this one, then paid $13 to a Filipino kid on Fiver to photoshop it for four hours.

In real life she could be a 53 years old with C section scars, a paunch and meth pox all over her face.

I've seen this shit before....

 

[n2ishun]

You can always tell by the hands that she's much older than these boys are thinking.
You can also tell the belly button has been photochopped.....but why ?

 

[akmike47]

I’d rather smash Carmen Electra if we are doing old baywatch stars

 

[madppcs]

Wouldnt even care. Id smash the shit out of her

 

[akmike47]

You can always tell by the hands that she's much older than these boys are thinking.
You can also tell the belly button has been photochopped.....but why ?

Shes 54, she was on the OG Baywatch

 

[Bigfatcock]

I’d let her eat my ass.

 

[akmike47]

I’d let her eat my ass.

 

[diggler1833]

I’d rather smash Carmen Electra if we are doing old baywatch stars

That'd be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

 

[TurboTrout]

Not shabby, but it looks like a ton of filter and makeup, be interesting to see her right out of the shower…

 

[diggler1833]

Just proof that with enough money you can buy:

Tits
Eyes
Nose
Lips
Teeth
Wrinkle removal
Nails
Hair
Makeup
And a gym/tanning membership
(Plus a photographer and photoshop)

And still be so insecure that you've been a walking set of daddy issues for 4+ decades now.

 

[TurboTrout]

Just proof that with enough money you can buy:

Tits
Eyes
Nose
Lips
Teeth
Wrinkle removal
Nails
Hair
Makeup
And a gym/tanning membership
(Plus a photographer and photoshop)

And still be so insecure that you've been a walking set of daddy issues for 4+ decades now.

These things happen

#FalseAdvertising

Remember the Wife That Was Sued By Her Husband For Having Plastic Surgery? | Her.ie

Eh.

www.her.ie

 

[akmike47]

That'd be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

The one in OPs post is no better. Her mouth closes, and unless she wears a diaper her asshole still works

 

[babyguppy]

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Denise, that you?

 

[308pirate]

Fake lips and tits, that obvious.
Hasn't the penis also been removed ?

Beat me to it

Nasty

 

[akmike47]

Denise, that you?

Not even close

 

[akmike47]

Beat me to it

Nasty

She was a playmate, just too many surgeries over the years.

 

[n2ishun]

 

[akmike47]

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Cucked*

 

[AngryKoala]

I’d let her eat my ass.

So it's okay now? Or you just can't marry them?

 

[Stevo86]

That'd be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

And?

 

[Steel+Killer]

You fuckers are so full of shit every one of you would be "two pump chumps" and begging for more if you ever had the chance with that chick including myself!

 

[Alabusa]

What if Crackers was her dog?

Sirhr

Not a deal breaker

 

[mvphilly]

I think she was married to a member of Motley Crue. Also shes got "mans hands"

 

[Stevo86]

I think she was married to a member of Motley Crue. Also shes got "mans hands"

So your wiener would look really small in her hands eh?

 

[Dough300]

Not even close

You should have seen her on Starship troopers.

 

[gunjunkie45]

That'd be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

+ herpes.

 

[Aftermath]

Being in my 60's, she's a younger woman and I'd accept all the associated risks.

 

[Austan]

I've sent some dna in her direction before.

 

[mvphilly]

So your wiener would look really small in her hands eh?

Either that or she will need both of those mitts to hold it.

 

[n2ishun]

 

[TurboTrout]

View attachment 7974882

Shit happens

 

[DOA]

 

[babyguppy]

You fuckers are so full of shit every one of you would be "two pump chumps" and begging for more if you ever had the chance with that chick including myself!

making it to two.. challenge accepted

 

[Steel+Killer]

making it to two.. challenge accepted

At the risk of being ridiculed and mocked I will admit I had a girlfriend when I was in my early 20s call me a two pump chump.....LOL

Oh well I made up for it when I went down below.....LOL

 

[akmike47]

At the risk of being ridiculed and mocked I will admit I had a girlfriend when I was in my early 20s call me a two pump chump.....LOL

Oh well I made up for it when I went down below.....LOL

Ive never experienced that oddly enough, they really get upset when you have the opposite problem.

“Am I not good enough ”