Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor

[W54/XM-388]

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Funny and all but it doesn't actually make a lot of sense.
Working the mouse properly takes the kind of fine motor control best suited for the dominant hand.
Basic, simplistic, repetitive motions are easily handled by the less well trained non-dominant hand.

 

[502Chevelle]

^^^^^Wrong!

 

[Halfnutz]

Funny and all but it doesn't actually make a lot of sense.
Working the mouse properly takes the kind of fine motor control best suited for the dominant hand.
Basic, simplistic, repetitive motions are easily handled by the less well trained non-dominant hand.

Uh. He's right, I mean Left, I mean I mouse with the right. I'd switch but then it's like a strange man fondling me.

And who's gonna argue about how well trained someone is?

 

[Jigstick]

What kind of sick fuck faps with the right hand

 

[sirhrmechanic]

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Sorry, but no self/respecting American is going to have their gun upside down while eating. I call fake news!

Sirhr

 

[Maliclipse]

 

[Docsherm]

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Is that a fully semiautomatic oven? I soooo need one of those!

 

[Jigstick]

Oven you say?

 

[sirhrmechanic]

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Oven you say?

You just made Klaus Schwab cream his lederhosen....

Sirhr

 

[sirhrmechanic]

So I can’t find a video clip of it online… but what idiot approved a Shriners Hospital commercial featuring a kid with no arms singing “If you’re happy and you know it clap your hands…”

Not making this shit up! How does this happen?

It’s hilarious!

Sirhr

 

[Maliclipse]

 

[fx77]

 

[LeftyJason]

So I can’t find a video clip of it online… but what idiot approved a Shriners Hospital commercial featuring a kid with no arms singing “If you’re happy and you know it clap your hands…”

Not making this shit up! How does this happen?

It’s hilarious!

Sirhr

Please find it if you can.

 

[Maliclipse]

Updated

 

[Maliclipse]

Please find it if you can.

 

[LeftyJason]

I just found it as well. Here is the best shot.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

I just found it as well. Here is the best shot.
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You guys have the edited version… this one was on TV last night and they didn’t cut out the armless kid.

I think his name is Bob. At least that’s what they call him down at the pool.

Sirhr

 

[remmynikon.308]

You guys have the edited version… this one was on TV last night and they didn’t cut out the armless kid.

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I think his name is Bob. At least that’s what they call him down at the pool.

Sirhr

You sure? He was chilling on my porch and I could have sworn we called him Matt...

 

[babyguppy]

You sure? He was chilling on my porch and I could have sworn we called him Matt...

dude's a badass water skier, his name is skip

 

[remmynikon.308]

dude's a badass water skier, his name is skip

Till he lost momentum...

Then he was Fucked!

 

[Mr. Wolf]

dude's a badass water skier, his name is skip

Thought it was a salt water event and that his name was Chum.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

You sure? He was chilling on my porch and I could have sworn we called him Matt...

The girl with one foot is Eileen!

Tha Asian girl with one foot is Irene.

Sirhr

 

[remmynikon.308]

The girl with one foot is Eileen!

Tha Asian girl with one foot is Irene.

Sirhr

They work at IHOP together!

 

[WaywardSon]

 

[Drstrangelove]

You guys have the edited version… this one was on TV last night and they didn’t cut out the armless kid.

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I think his name is Bob. At least that’s what they call him down at the pool.

Sirhr

If he’s halfway down Obama’s throat, Mike MuhDick

 

[WaywardSon]

 

[notacos4u]

 

[Drstrangelove]

Holocaust memes are not funny nor appreciated. If you take issue with my comment, kiss my ass.

 

[Long_Action]

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[notacos4u]

Holocaust memes are not funny nor appreciated. If you take issue with my comment, kiss my ass.

So what you’re saying is, my meme is Socially UNacceptable Humor?? Duly noted

 

[remmynikon.308]

 

[EddieNFL]

Holocaust memes are not funny nor appreciated. If you take issue with my comment, kiss my ass.

Reverse psychology?

 

[232593]

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You win the internet today

 

[232593]

 

[232593]

 

[Cowpokey]

The posts #12,720-12,732 are very insensitive...I laughed a lot. We can all burn in hell together.

 

[remmynikon.308]

 

[remmynikon.308]

 

[remmynikon.308]

 

[232593]

 

[Jscb1b]

The girl with one foot is Eileen!

Tha Asian girl with one foot is Irene.

Sirhr

And they work at IHOP!

 

[Jscb1b]

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Did you hear about the new German microwave?
















It seats 125.

 

[232593]

 

[NoDopes]

What do you call two Jews hanging out together?
A pot pie.

 

[WaywardSon]

 

[Maliclipse]

 

[WaywardSon]

 

[Average guy]

 

[n2ishun]

You guys have the edited version… this one was on TV last night and they didn’t cut out the armless kid.

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I think his name is Bob. At least that’s what they call him down at the pool.

Sirhr

Nah, if he's in the pool we call him Dwayne because he has a lisp.

 

[Blue Sky Country]

Holocaust jokes will not be accepted here. If anybody makes one more Holocaust joke, you will leave my art class immediately and you automatically fail the course!