Dude getting it done! Fawk OSHA….never heard of her.
Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)
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If you've never been to Lava Beds NM, it is worth the trip. Aside from all the cool caves to explore, Captain Jacks Stronghold is a maze of lava beds, and caves, that enabled a small unit to hold off a superior sized unit indefinitely. He would not have surrendered, and didn't have to but was convinced by a female relative working with the Blue Coats, under threat of the rest of his tribe's safety.
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We lived at Edwards AFB, when my dad worked onthe X15 project. Their part of hte project was to adapt the wing and add the pylon to hold the X-15, and test it. Once that was accomplished, he transferred over the the B-58 when it was brought on base. Sonic booms all the time. Great time and place to be a kid.
First day on a commercial remodel project- my first day with a new outfit-
Boss: we need to demo everything in this area. It’s all coming out. Nothing is live. Gotta be done in xxxx hours… see ya then.
22 year old me: it’s all dead?
Boss: yep
Me about 3 seconds in to cutting out the fire sprinkler lines: what the hell??!! Why’s everything all wet??!!
Fire alarms: reeeee reeeee reeee
Boss: wTF??!! Never cut sprinkler lines!!!
Me: you said everything was dead and these need to go to pull out anything in this area….
Boss:…………… you NEVER cut sprinkler lines!!
Great first day!
@762 ULTRAMAGA we keep this thread funny without things like that. We strive to keep it visually work safe at a glance.
Work safe and snipery…
This is our favorite RED sniper Helen Mirren, age 20, playing Cleopatra in London. 1965.
She’s bit on the liberal side… but still classy!
I’ll nuke it if not work safe enough!
Sirhr
This is our favorite RED sniper Helen Mirren, age 20, playing Cleopatra in London. 1965.
She’s bit on the liberal side… but still classy!
I’ll nuke it if not work safe enough!
Sirhr
While the wife is away, the Sonic is going to eat whatever the heck he wants.
And Thank you baby Jesus for portable outside
cooktops and helping me to to destroy all the evidence before she gets home.
I just realized that you have to watch the video on instagram to see the "wide" version, at least for me. The wide version shows the cat attacking him while he's in the far corner of the room.
Must have been the pajamas that set the cat off. May have perceived the pattern on the pajamas as eyes. Who knows. Psycho cat...
Psycho Cat - Cat Attack
He was cleaning their litterbox... some cats can be really defensive of their boxes! It's a wierd cat thing.
Mine sit in a row and say "About damn time... You should be doing this twice a day... Now feed me, worthless human."
Sirhr
Every cat thing is a weird cat thing. Cats are weird assholes. I have two of these fucking things so I’m not just talking shit
I get that look from my little assholes too. I’m sure I could make it better with some tummy rubs or a chin scratch
*And welcomes the Valkyrie to lead me to my spot in the mead hall
Every cat is a psycho cat. The devil’s spawn come to fuck with you for 15 years.
I had one cat when I was a kid. That little bitch slept in the dryer one too many times.
All this talk of cats being devils hurts my ears.
The truth hurts, doesn’t it?
If you pan the camera to the right just a bit. I'd bet that it would look like a dick on it's face.
Don't know if it is the 12 year old in me or the Marine
We had cats on the farm growing up, they never came in the house. Used to shoot sparrows with my BB gun and toss them to the cats for a treat.Every cat is a psycho cat. The devil’s spawn come to fuck with you for 15 years.
I had one cat when I was a kid. That little bitch slept in the dryer one too many times.
Haven't had a cat since, lucky for me my wife is really allergic to them...so as much as she would like to have one, we can't.
We're dog people, have six of the mongrels...all in the house. They can be a pain in the ass too, but only a fool would try to come in, when they won't let friends in the house that they know.
I have both dog and cats. I have had a couple of dogs that meant a LOT to me but… I admit I am a cat person.
Oh yeah? The last time I saw her she said “play ball!” About the time the Santa figure flew across the skyline as the full shitter blew.
Puff is not amused by this evil cat talk. However, she does not deny it.
I haven’t killed a cat in weeks.
I miss it.
I miss it.
K..
I'll pull it down and go to the thread that doesn't have Karen's who get offended bout "Things Like That"
Ok where can I find one of these in this day? None of the antique bullshit, a new one. I will wear this thing out.
Winston the Cat (15#) and my son (50#). Same age.
Winston is a bastard. The most bastardly cat I have EVER met. Per our vet, well in the top 5 most horrible cats she's ever had to examine.
Will maul you. Has Mauled the Missus (her cat initially). Repeatedly.
He will not lift a paw to any child. Sleeps behind his door to protect against intruders. Plays fetch and tag with kids. Has been poked and prodded and bathed and harassed more than any cat I've ever seen and when it's a kid... there is no limit to his tolerance.
