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Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

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Haven't seen many female cats missing part of an ear, frostbite?

Stray. They catch, spay, and release strays around here. Cutting the ear let's them know which ones they have already done.

She's still quite wild after 9 years in our home. We try to think of her as a wild panther that happens to live in our house.
 
We had cats on the farm growing up, they never came in the house. Used to shoot sparrows with my BB gun and toss them to the cats for a treat.

Haven't had a cat since, lucky for me my wife is really allergic to them...so as much as she would like to have one, we can't.

We're dog people, have six of the mongrels...all in the house. They can be a pain in the ass too, but only a fool would try to come in, when they won't let friends in the house that they know.

We had barn cats as well for a while, just this side of feral. Good for anti mice, also turn out to be good coyote food. Animals went away so did the cats.

When we had chickens, also roosters. Roosters are assholes as well, not unlike the cat in the video. You can go into the pen a million times and nothing, even eat out of your hand, but for some reason he will decide to attack you. You might be "easy" on him, he has a job. He is just an animal doing animal things. But then for some reason it starts to happen more and more often, I think they figure out they can attack you and nothing can happen, human projection of human traits on an animal so stupid it can live without its head....don't know. But it will never stop. So one day in he came at me and I just punted that little jerk as hard as I could. Thumped off the building and fence pretty hard, he laid there. Oh well dead, I have other roosters to do rooster jobs. Nope he got up, ran around the coop dragging his head next to him. The next day he was fine, but oddly enough he never attacked me again.

Funny how that works.
 
We lived at Edwards AFB, when my dad worked onthe X15 project. Their part of hte project was to adapt the wing and add the pylon to hold the X-15, and test it. Once that was accomplished, he transferred over the the B-58 when it was brought on base. Sonic booms all the time. Great time and place to be a kid.
Yes it was!
 
We had barn cats as well for a while, just this side of feral. Good for anti mice, also turn out to be good coyote food. Animals went away so did the cats.

When we had chickens, also roosters. Roosters are assholes as well, not unlike the cat in the video. You can go into the pen a million times and nothing, even eat out of your hand, but for some reason he will decide to attack you. You might be "easy" on him, he has a job. He is just an animal doing animal things. But then for some reason it starts to happen more and more often, I think they figure out they can attack you and nothing can happen, human projection of human traits on an animal so stupid it can live without its head....don't know. But it will never stop. So one day in he came at me and I just punted that little jerk as hard as I could. Thumped off the building and fence pretty hard, he laid there. Oh well dead, I have other roosters to do rooster jobs. Nope he got up, ran around the coop dragging his head next to him. The next day he was fine, but oddly enough he never attacked me again.

Funny how that works.
When we had our farm, every living critter had a job. Don’t do the job, you’re fired. the cats did a great job keeping the vermin out of the barns. Appreciated. We had some great guard dogs and some that needed to be skinned, salted and shot, while alive. Did not expect our dogs to be deadly, but I expected them to let us know when intruders (two, four or no legged) were about. Bear was the best of all. he was as friendly as good be, when he knew you, he kept everything unwanted away, we had a coyote problem and he pretty much kept them at bay, come into the yard or farm talking shit or trying to cause trouble, he would not try to keep you in your car or truck….He BEGGED you to get out. The few who actually came into our yard when Bear was alive, stayed in their vehicle. Our then three year old son could get on his back and try to ride him like a horse. Bear would just turn around, give him a friendly lick and carry on. If there is a heaven for Dogs, Bear deserves the best of the best of accommodations.

We had another, a Doberman, that literally jumped on top of a prospective horse buyer’s Mercedes Benze. Damn car probably cost more than our entire farm was worth. The only thing he ever attacked was our, then six year old son, for no reason. Hate that worthless pos to this day, and our son is now 41 years old. I do hold grudges. Oh, I had a one eyed chicken hanging around. Ate what the horses dropped from their mouths. Never bothered anyone but kept the horses company. Damn dog not only killed my one eyed chicken, he tore him to pieces and left those pieces all over the yard behind our home. Damn I hate that dog.

We did find someone who wanted him.

The horses we owned were supposed to win thier classes at horse shows. What few cows we ran were deep freeze candidates as well as the occasional hog.
 
Sorry guess I was a little surprised that @Lawless posts a bunch of anti Semitic bigoted shit on here then gets offended by a PG-13 (non nudity) dirty joke.
You people are funny
So you had it in mind to stir shit with your post from the start. Ah the Troll of Umbrage.
 
I love a real truck and own an F250 but ….

Ridgeline is a nice veh, very handy and all the truck the majority of folks would need. All those soccer moms driving diesel F trucks is ridiculous.

My wife has a 22 Pilot which is basically the same vehicle and it is awesome.
2014 Pilot fan here.

Thought I would hate it, cant help but love it.
 
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Hmmmm… seems to be quite a bit of love for the Honda faux-x-4’s here. Contrary to what I was led to believe…
We had a AWD ‘18 CRV and it was great but the AWD is strictly mechanical. It is like a Polaris in that the mechanical Clutch engages anytime there is a wheel speed difference.

This Pilot is spooky good at crawling on ice up the steep section of our crazy long driveway. Computers and such.
 
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We had a AWD ‘18 CRV and it was great but the AWD is strictly mechanical. It is like a Polaris in that the mechanical Clutch engages anytime there is a wheel speed difference.

This Pilot is spooky good at crawling on ice up the steep section of our crazy long driveway. Computers and such.
We morphed into a pseudo Honda family pretty quickly. Once we had our 3rd son (she has a daughter from another marriage, so 4 in total) we had to compromise our morals pretty hard and got a ‘15 Honda Odyssey minivan. I will never admit to saying that I like it and that it’s utility is amazing

Stepdaughter is about to be 19 and already on her second CR-V. Same everything as the first, just a different color. She parked on the street at her dad’s house and some drunk bitch smashed into it one night and totaled it

The van needs to be kept for a long time so it won’t be skimping on any maintenance. In fact, it’s just about to go under for a coolant flush, timing belt, plugs, valve adjustment, water pump, t-stat, and probably a bunch more shit. The only way it’s going anywhere is if it gets totaled or we want to upgrade to an awd van sometime down the road
 
We morphed into a pseudo Honda family pretty quickly. Once we had our 3rd son (she has a daughter from another marriage, so 4 in total) we had to compromise our morals pretty hard and got a ‘15 Honda Odyssey minivan. I will never admit to saying that I like it and that it’s utility is amazing

Stepdaughter is about to be 19 and already on her second CR-V. Same everything as the first, just a different color. She parked on the street at her dad’s house and some drunk bitch smashed into it one night and totaled it

The van needs to be kept for a long time so it won’t be skimping on any maintenance. In fact, it’s just about to go under for a coolant flush, timing belt, plugs, valve adjustment, water pump, t-stat, and probably a bunch more shit. The only way it’s going anywhere is if it gets totaled or we want to upgrade to an awd van sometime down the road
We have 3 CRVs at work, all AWD and 2 have almost 300k on them. The other almost 200k. Never a problem.

We had an Odyssey with over 600k (no, not exaggerating) and the center sold it to an employee who let his kid use it….still drives today but is a spare veh for them.

I misspoke, the CRV Touring we had was a ’19. Have had many Hondas here but my wife says the Pilot is her all time favorite. Our first “married” car was a ‘92 Accord.

We had an ’88 Prelude SI with 4 wheel steering too as a used driver. Had an Acura Legend, many Accords. We bought a new turbo Civic Touring when they came out. I loved that car but we needed AWD once we moved here to God’s Country.

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