Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[JimTN]

From Area 51 ????????

 

[JimTN]

There's a couple of things that are real and not limp, but it always involves taking balls to the face.

Do they have concussion protocols ??????

 

[Long_Action]

- No naked crotch pics
- No Politics
- No religious stuff
- NO celebrity nudes, fake nudes, or uploaded nudes

You might want to remove that before you get a vacation

 

[Redhook]

Thanks! Yeah, it was a pretty good day.

 

[Porksboy]

 

[TXAZ]

A .308 would have been a much better response than the paintball gun.
Or a.50 through the engine block.

 

[Porksboy]

A .308 would have been a much better response than the paintball gun.
Or a.50 through the engine block.

Truck on air bags that could be quickly released. SQUISH!!!

 

[DFOOSKING]

I was thinking of pinning them down and just shooting them in the dick and face point blank about 20 times. Then getting the license plate number on their shitbox car.

 

[JJMoody]

There's a couple of things that are real and not limp, but it always involves taking balls to the face.

If they just walked it off, it’d be cool, but I guarantee every one of em was carted off the field.

 

[TCreedmoor]

This is what Leo DiCaprio keeps in his doomsday shelter!

Cryogenically frozen so he can thaw one out every five years.

 

[CSGambill]

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Grew up with a place on Sanibel Island, FL. Would get 100s of these guys swarming around your ankles. Had to shuffle your feet to avoid stepping on them. Good times.

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[alfack]

WTF? You win the lottery or something? I always go with the Fletchers from Costco. Where do you get those big boxes?

 

[168BTHPM]

WTF? You win the lottery or something? I always go with the Fletchers from Costco. Where do you get those big boxes?

A friend of mine bought those at a local co-op for $39 each.

 

[Cowpokey]

A friend of mine bought those at a local co-op for $39 each.

that's some good looking bacon. I have a buddy south of Tucson AZ that buys side pork, puts it in the smoker low, slow, cold, lots of smoke for 12-24 hours, then runs it though his slicer...that bastard better have some ready next time I'm in that part of the country.

 

[cas6969]

 

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[winxp_man]

Shoulda bought the diesel-powered model

Plot twist. The mum is AOC. She dont believe in diesel.

 

[winxp_man]

Wall hanger for sure. Takes me back to a gun range story from my grandfather. While he was there a guy a couple benches down had a laser boresighter in the muzzle of a 30-06. Got it dialed in just like he liked it, threw a round in the chamber and pulled the trigger. Sent the boresighter at the target and split the barrel four ways all the way to the stock.

Octopussy?

 

[EddieNFL]

I wish I was popular.

 

[philly1010]

 

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[Keepmvng]

It is apparent that some have evolved from monkeys and are assholes.

 

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[fx77]

Anyone else catch the pathetically slow response from the 'Marine'. When playing the vid for the first time, I saw him when he rounded the corner. The expedience with which the beta responded to the assault definitely drew my ire!

Where is Dexter when he is needed?

 

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[Wild dog]

 

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[akmike47]

 

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[cas6969]

I once had a relatively expensive upright bicycle pump, and due to no other options, used it to inflate a fairly large truck tire. It took a looong time, and the pump never worked again as I overheated it and wore it out. Not a fun day.

 

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[goatboy]

You go shopping in Marshall VA? Nicks was selling those boxes for $35

 

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