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Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

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I rebuilt a 12 bolt rearend in my 3rd floor apartment once. Amazing what you can do when you don't have a garage
My wife came home one evening to find me putting cardboard down over the floor in the dining room. She asked what I had done with the dining room table and chairs. Me..Ummm they are in storage. Her... So what are you doing? Me... Protecting the floor. Her... From? Me... Oil. Her... WTF? Me... You'll see. Then I proceeded to roll in a block and an engine stand. I built a motor and transmission in the dining room.
Months later I installed it in the car. When it fired up for the first time she disappeared. When I got home she had cleaned up the dining room and put her dining set back.
 
Yesterday an ad came on YouTube right before a video... For KPMG and promoting how "We can get you through all your ESG Reporting." Literally consulting firms pushing companies to go broke. For the record, KPMG gave SVB a clean bill of health two weeks before it imploded.

Even the big accounting firms are now "Accounting for Woke." And don't give a shit about the bottom line. This is entirely about destroying success. And turning every nation into a third world shithole like Kenya.

Sirhr
Guessing your not an accountant, but ESG is actually being required to be reported on by large public companies. Companies will have to include it in their 8k/10Qs going forward so KPMG and other Big 4 firms are just marketing compliance in the same way they marketed audit. If you want someone to be mad at, get pissed at the SEC that requires these reports with little to no guidelines or standards that allow large public companies to manipulate their earnings reports to hide true ESG figures under myriads of rabbit chasing figures