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Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

Cats, stray dogs, carrion birds and rats do well in wartime. Lots of good pestilence to eat.

Sirhr

I think cats do better "going wild" then dogs. Out in the boonies where I live not uncommon to find stray dogs or cats. It is easy to tell the "dumped" pets over "feral" pets. The dogs may grrrr at you, but will stand their ground. On the knees and here puppy and they will come up. Cats will take off if they are actually wild, the cats from houses will usually come to here kitty. I usually have water in the truck so that will get them to come up, if you can pet them they are not wild.

Story time:

I am out in the middle of the corn field just driving through looking for damages, and deer. And this little white thing is there. At first I thought it was a skunk and I darn near shot him, but he just did not look right. I drive up to him and it is a very small dog. Coyote meal size dog. A here puppy gets me a grrr, and he finally comes up. I thought he was a toy poodle mix of some kind, a dog that had no business in a corn field, and not the kind of dogs people have around here. He was pretty thin, and real thirsty as well as smelling BAD. I get him in the truck with the windows down and take him home, clean him up and feed him. Took him to the vet and the vet said he was a Bichon Frise, and likely pure. He ended up living with us for ~15 years. I don't have a picture or Riley on my phone.

Bonus story:

This big girl came to us when she was under a year old. She had grown out of the cute puppy stage and was in the "teenager" dog stage, anyone with dogs knows this stage. She was also dumped. She came to live under the porch and the boy took her in. She was a good girl, named Recon.
People suck.

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The wife ran to the Wallmart in Warrensburg and called to say someone had a horse trailer selling dogs in the parking lot. If that ain't redneck I don't know what is.

This little bundle came out of a horse trailer in a walmart parking lot, we estimate she was just weaned, and really too young to adopt out. She did ok however. She went from this, and able to give her a bath in the kitchen sink to a 98lb dog. Her name is Willow. She is not the brightest bulb on the tree, but she has a good heart. The fat old man in the second photo is Remington, he is a mini border collie, smart like all the other borders I have had in the past, arthritis has hit him very hard.

I think this past year is the only year I have not had a stray or "dumped" pet.

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Reminds me of my bitch wife and crew at her work ( plumbing shop) . Customers always bring in goodies in the morning like donuts or cookies etc. . I stop by the shop for something and there's a package of Oreo's opened up in the counter so I grab one at chomp into it. Those ass holes had taken all the creamy goodness out of the middle and replaced with toothpaste. All the crew is laughing, I go to the sink to wash my mouth out and they had taped the trigger on the spray nozzle. Good thing I have a sense of humor.
 
Actually hit a pothole about a foot deep and 6 feet long at 65-70 mph. Buddy’s wife coming back from ski trip hit the same pot in a Grand Cherokee and damn near lost it.
Yeah I read the article. And watched the video. There was a pothole. But the fact remains the driver did not have the correct setup and that contributed or was the primary cause.

It was bound to happen sooner or later. The pothole was unfortunate but a semi passing them on the downhill would likely have caused it as well. All the judge needs to see is the door sticker and the sticker on the trailer and he’s now facing a new charge. Colorado has little tolerance for overloaded trucks.

I see way too many half tons towing too heavy of loads and many without weight distribution hitches. And many rv places that will sell anything to anyone. And people who will put most of the weight too far back in the trailer.
 
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The old TV show “Hunter“ was an excellent show for hearing the awe inspiring moan of the mighty Thermoquad!



Anyone who lives here knows there is almost no similarities to Surry Co. Not nearly enough rocks and the trees here are mostly all hardwoods 🫡
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Ah the famous "Blues Mobile" sound...



440 with a Carter in that, one of the greatest movie cars!!!!



Sirhr

Man I miss those old cop cars that had hubcaps.
Come across a police cruiser with just one hubcap missing, wasn't no threat, wasn't going to chase you down.
Come across a cruiser with all four hubcaps missing, now that guy he was going to give you a run for your money.
Of course this is what I was told as I would have no first hand personal experience in these matters.
 
Man I miss those old cop cars that had hubcaps.
Come across a police cruiser with just one hubcap missing, wasn't no threat, wasn't going to chase you down.
Come across a cruiser with all four hubcaps missing, now that guy he was going to give you a run for your money.
Of course this is what I was told as I would have no first hand personal experience in these matters.
Back when the Blues Mobile was just off the big screen... early '80s... our town was running a Chevy Citation and an Aries-K as their cruisers. Do you have any idea how awful a Chevy Citation Cruiser was? I was still in HS then... but the officers HATED those cars! And you could outrun the Chevy Citation on foot. It would make it only so far before breaking down.

Sirhr
 
The 1970s, the decade that fashion forgot! Although, the 1960 and 1980 were very good for music, etc.
The '70s had a lot of good music, too. Forget Disco and that soul crap. But you had a lot of great Southern Rock. Punk and New Wave. The Who, Led Zepplin, Pink Floyd... dozens of others from Aerosmith to Zappa... were in their prime.

Yeah, the 70's sucked for a lot of stuff. But not for music... movies... some great TV...

And you could buy a brand new Colt M16, full auto, for about $600 plus $200 stamp. Just 'sayin.

Sirhr