And amazing trigger discipline by allSame nasty shoes but this time she has 2 feet on the ground when handling a gun.
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A friend was out one morning checking and tagging the newborn calves. I guess one mother decided to headbutt him. His wife saw him laid out in the field and went to check on him. She said that he regained consciousness as she got to him. She said that he absolutely refused to go to the hospital without changing his underwear. He kept telling her that his mom would not be happy if he went to the hospital with dirty underwear. She said that he obviously had a concussion because his mom had been dead for thirty years. So she took him to the house and helped him change before going to the hospital.
Country Music Somehow Gets Worse
NASHVILLE, TN — Early reports from Nashville's CMT awards are confirming that against all odds, country music has managed to somehow get even worse.
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A true artisan posing with his latest work.
You know back in the day municipalities would build roads over tunnel ways that were not designed to hold the weight of modern traffic.
Try writing specifications to protect historic (hysterical) tunnels under the highway and still safely reconstruct the road.
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Significant other female unit away on sabbatical with other female units units.
Male unit must now make do without significant Female other.
Left alone male unit made mini Elk burger meatloafs and will add necessary condiments to the require taste of left alone male unit.
All units happy.
Significant other female unit away on sabbatical with other female units units.
Male unit must now make do without significant Female other.
Left alone male unit made mini Elk burger meatloafs and will add necessary condiments to the require taste of left alone male unit.
All units happy.
When the filthy vegans send you cartoons trying to put you off meat…
You just recaption them and send them back!
You just recaption them and send them back!
I just have one question, Michelle?
Do your balls get in the way?
Do your balls get in the way?
I went home, 30+ years ago, with a gal for a "We both need sex" adventure and the next morning my MG-B's drivers seat was missing every bit of fabric, foam, or organic reinforcement. Her German Shepard left nothing but frame and wire. I would have loved to see it's shit after that meal. Insurance (hers) paid to reupholster it. I went to a junk yard that stores its seats inside and made $400.
Exactly what I've seen on the tradeshow floor of the Las Vegas convention center.
When this happens and all the continents are basically on one side of the plane, will the earth start spinning like an out of balance tire?
