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Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

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The guy poking the adorable fuzzy death machine with a fucking stick would catch an ass whipping and get my sharted underwear stuffed his mouth. Fucking motherfucker

Africa currently has 10,000 CAPTIVE lions that were raised for cub petting/canned hunting. Less than 23K in the wild Africa and India (Air forest) combined. I'm OK with N. American mountain lions helping us with our migrant problem...wait - I have an idea...Oh, snap. Texas recently passed legislation making it hard to keep lions.
 


Believe me, I been there. I can tell you what happened.
Guy spent all day on the water. Motor took him to the fishing spot, and went tips up. Couldn't crank it no matter what. Finally got a tow from someone, but not before he was sunburned and dehydrated.
On way home, a glance in the rear view reveals the source of all his money troubles, of late, is engulfed in flame.
"Burn you sumbitch, burn. At least ill be shed of you."
 
OETA, back in the day, would sign off with this film. Always enjoyed watching it.




High Flight (1941) - by John Gillespie Magee Jr.

"Oh! I have slipped the surly bonds of Earth
And danced the skies on laughter-silvered wings;
Sunward I’ve climbed, and joined the tumbling mirth
of sun-split clouds, — and done a hundred things
You have not dreamed of – wheeled and soared and swung
High in the sunlit silence. Hov’ring there,
I’ve chased the shouting wind along, and flung
My eager craft through footless halls of air....

Up, up the long, delirious, burning blue
I’ve topped the wind-swept heights with easy grace.
Where never lark, or even eagle flew —
And, while with silent, lifting mind I've trod
The high untrespassed sanctity of space,
– Put out my hand, and touched the face of God."

I remember that well, it played every night after the late news and then the tv station would sign off till the next morning. Better days.
 
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