Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)
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advances to the Fayetteville Regional final with a 10-4 win over Arkansas.
How did you get a sneak peak at the next Tim Burton movie?
Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?
Doctor : Let me tell you a story: "There was once a Hunter who always carried a gun wherever he went.
One day he took out his Umbrella instead of his Gun and went out. A Lion suddenly jumped in front of him. In order to scare the Lion, the Hunter used the Umbrella like a Gun, and shot the Lion, then it died!
Guy : Nonsense! Someone else must have shot the Lion..
Doctor : Good! You understood the story. Next patient please.
Doctor : Let me tell you a story: "There was once a Hunter who always carried a gun wherever he went.
One day he took out his Umbrella instead of his Gun and went out. A Lion suddenly jumped in front of him. In order to scare the Lion, the Hunter used the Umbrella like a Gun, and shot the Lion, then it died!
Guy : Nonsense! Someone else must have shot the Lion..
Doctor : Good! You understood the story. Next patient please.
That’s a bad bitch.
Michael Malice put one of her essays in his book The Anarchist Handbook
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And a link to more of her stuff
Sweat equity costs Little! Has big returns!
Fine, let the Mexicans invade an fight it out... like it's supposed to be.
The better 'people' will win.
Having borders destroyed from within by commies in order to destroy the nation that let them become lazy commies... is not how it works.
Sirhr
Jr. looks just like my father in law, talks like him as well. Don't think he ever ran moon tho.
Story time......and yea, it was me.
Years ago we lived in town. I had two Fiat X 1/9's (don't judge) One was a parts car, the other the runner. I was stripping the parts car and had it out in the driveway. It still looked like a runner at the time, wheels, glass, doors trunk hood.....everything there but the engine and transmission. Down the street a bit was a little busy body. Always sticking her nose in other peoples business. Now I don't know for sure she called the cops on my, but they showed up. Asks is this a non running car, yea. You can't keep it here. Well I am getting some parts off of it then it will go, how long do I have before I get a ticket. 30 days. Cool it will be gone long before that. Ok have a nice day.
That evening a plan hatched in my evil little mind. I went to work the next day. Wheels off, glass out, doors off, inside stripped, nothing but the shell, about like above photo. It was laying on the "frame" on the driveway.
That next weekend the little busy body comes down.....she in a very polite manner asks about the car and how things are going. Oh just great, you know someone complained about the car sitting here. I only needed the engine and transmission out of this thing, but after that person reported me to the police and they told me I have 30 days from the date of the report to have it gone. So I decided to strip it clean and let it sit for 29 days. Just think if that busy body had not reported me the car would be gone by now, now it will sit.
She just looked at me, and told me good luck with the car.
Cops came by the next weekend, asked about the car and I told them the truth. He just smiled and said have fun.
Don't fuck with me, and told me I don't belong living in town.
Now in my "yard" I have one dead tractor, two cars, a pickup, in my barn is another car, the hood of a car I don't own anymore, along with a transmission I have no idea where it came from.
There is a reason we live in the country, we like it that way.
what happens when u don't run a Detroit locker or spool.
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You shouldn't do this.(tongue in cheek)
You know most folks will completely miss the message here, unless you explain it to them...
A little story for you.
Alphabet soup will try desperately to "fit in".
They want you to think they are the "guy next door".
They will tell lots of elaborate "stories", to lull your subconscious into believing you actually know them.
Just thought it was an opportune time to "break the spell.
Alphabet soup will try desperately to "fit in".
They want you to think they are the "guy next door".
They will tell lots of elaborate "stories", to lull your subconscious into believing you actually know them.
Just thought it was an opportune time to "break the spell.
