Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)
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That’s not a teapot. That means a Jeanie will grant you 3 wishes!
Tonight at the tavern.
Panties be dropping
So, truly, the answer to the question of life, the universe, and everything is 42. (Thanks to Douglas Adams, RIP.)
He looks 46. Just like every other 36 yo in 1971.
You want to gripe about the stamps? Looky here, I just found another jar and a bunch of empty booklets. Now you can gripe and be productive.
I hated those things. But if there was one running loose in the parking lot of the Piggly Wiggly you can bet your bottom dollar I was sent to retrieve it. To this day I have no idea how that business model worked. Who needed glasses? That’s what those fancy jelly jars were for.
My house right now except the carpet. Ain't got no nasty shag carpet
My wife just now:
"My knight is shining armor turned out to be an asshole in aluminum foil"
#Winning
"My knight is shining armor turned out to be an asshole in aluminum foil"
#Winning
You can’t even see the smoke stains on the paneling they put so much LemonPledge on the walls.
Wrong, That's a trash compactor
My dad's last request was to have his ashes poured into the Colorado river and have a 12 pack of beer poured on top. I asked if I could make it recycled beer. He was pissed!
On.
