Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

[sirhrmechanic]

Ah... ok Newbie Ron Jeremy Wannabe.

Just wondering if you are a Fed who thinks that no fed would post images implying feds have big schlongs.

You are white, aren't you? Asking for @Bender Merely because it will give me some lead-time to warn you that he will already be in his 1994 Taurus SHO heading to you at a safe but undisclosed retired law enforcement speed.

Welome to SH. Just a tip. Don't post that you are a Green Beret Ranger Seal Sniper CIA Doggy Daycare marksman. Ever. And don't imply you actually have a non-white wankee... unless you have been here at least 10 years.

Cheers,

Sirhr

Did I mention... welcome?

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Oh and sorry... Seems you have been here since 2013 with over 1000 posts. Not sure how my Rainman brain could have missed you. So my sincerest apologies about the whole "Newbie" thing. You are apparently the oldest SH member whose handle I have never, ever seen. Really. I am sorry. My bad!

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[armorpl8chikn]

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Makes you wish they could bring back the wild auroch.
Wait....who am I kidding...booooring!
We need a real Jurassic park.
"Oh look honey! A T-Rex! Snap my picture when I get close to him."

 

[pmclaine]

Makes you wish they could bring back the wild auroch.
Wait....who am I kidding...booooring!
We need a real Jurassic park.
"Oh look honey! A T-Rex! Snap my picture when I get close to him."

A Unicorn trained at Pattons sword Academy “The point, The point!”.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

How much does anyone want to bet that she will cost more than the car?

For the amount of money my ex-wife cost me, I could have bought a Lamborghini and put a Las Vega show girl on my payroll.

 

[WAMBO]

280-292 at .050?

Highly unlikely for a stock 350, advertised duration more than likely.
Maybe like 230-240 @ .050" which is still a little big for a stock 350 in a truck.

 

[MJF]

 

[Emerson0311]

A smarter guy would have turned that ladder over for that job. Safety is #1.

 

[Lawless]

 

[SharpsNitro]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[gigamortis]

Random highway debris like this is just one reason why I wear a helmet on my motorcycle.

 

[n2ishun]

Sounds like a bad valve adjustment and the wrong oil.
Definitely use good lifters like Comp Cams. No sense in putting in a cam and ditching 40+ HP for $50 more on lifters.

It's just the cheap iron used by Chevy back in those days.
Was VERY common for flat cams at about 50k miles.
When I acquired it and pulled the valve cover to see what was going on, the valve cover had never been off before, everything was still shiny new.
Not an oil issue

280-292 at .050?

Are you seriously asking that ?

Something like this...

CHEVROLET Summit Racing SUM-K00042 Summit Racing™ Cam Kits | Summit Racing

Free Shipping - Summit Racing™ Cam Kits with qualifying orders of $109. Shop Camshaft Kits at Summit Racing.

www.summitracing.com

Although the price has gone thru the roof in the last 6 months or so....they were about $150-175.
Figgers, right ?

Someday I'll get to it.
Could honestly give a fuck.....but if someone offered me the right amount for it, it'd be gone, like, now.

 

[Jabberjaw]

 

[Jabberjaw]

 

[Jabberjaw]

 

[memyselfi]

It's just the cheap iron used by Chevy back in those days.
Was VERY common for flat cams at about 50k miles.
When I acquired it and pulled the valve cover to see what was going on, the valve cover had never been off before, everything was still shiny new.
Not an oil issue

Are you seriously asking that ?

Something like this...

CHEVROLET Summit Racing SUM-K00042 Summit Racing™ Cam Kits | Summit Racing

Free Shipping - Summit Racing™ Cam Kits with qualifying orders of $109. Shop Camshaft Kits at Summit Racing.

www.summitracing.com

Although the price has gone thru the roof in the last 6 months or so....they were about $150-175.
Figgers, right ?

Someday I'll get to it.
Could honestly give a fuck.....but if someone offered me the right amount for it, it'd be gone, like, now.

another reason for cam failure, is the removal of ZDDP from off the shelf oil.

 

[Longshot231]

 

[techieguy]

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Looks like that was taken from Cinnabar…

 

[hlee]

You didn't see the Snipers Hide update from our very own @Cowpokey?
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Well, actually, each fuck could have its own sake, so it should be “for fuck’s sake,” or “for fucks’ sakes.” Unless, of course, all fucks are working toward one goal, then it would be “for fucks’ sake.” If this is truly a work email, I would use “Oh, for the sake of all fucks.” This removes any confusion.

 

[Jscb1b]

Well, actually, each fuck could have its own sake, so it should be “for fuck’s sake,” or “for fucks’ sakes.” Unless, of course, all fucks are working toward one goal, then it would be “for fucks’ sake.” If this is truly a work email, I would use “Oh, for the sake of all fucks.” This removes any confusion.

What if I'm out of fucks to give?

 

[Modoc]

What if I'm out of fucks to give?

 

[DuneBoer]

 

[Modoc]

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Siskiyous, Trinities, or up towards the Umpqua?

Love all of that country (except when fighting fires in it).

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[DuneBoer]

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Siskiyous, Trinities, or up towards the Umpqua?

Love all of that country (except when fighting fires in it).

On Gurney Mountain in the coast range overlooking Flournoy Valley. Taken today above my house.

Edit...Beats fighting fire in the Siskiyou's around Happy Camp!

 

[Modoc]

On Gurney Mountain in the coast range overlooking Flournoy Valley. Taken today above my house.

Edit...Beats fighting fire in the Siskiyou's around Happy Camp!

Too many cases of the Klamath Crud (bronchitis) from there. All gorgeous and similar ground. I envy you, living in the North end of the Sacramento Valley.

 

[DuneBoer]

Too many cases of the Klamath Crud (bronchitis) from there. All gorgeous and similar ground. I envy you, living in the North end of the Sacramento Valley.

I have had Klamath Crud quite a few times. That Klamath river valley would get socked in with smoke and it was miserable. I sent my family out of Happy Camp a couple times when I lived there. My first time there was in the 80's on a fire..Can't remember the name of it. Then I moved there in 98-01. Hog fire maybe?

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[Jabberjaw]

 

[Jabberjaw]

 

[UKDslayer]

My kind of supper...
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Lemme guess...someone is getting the cute filet and someone else is getting the ribeye. Have a ribeye on the grill at the moment...

 

[EddieNFL]

Random highway debris like this is just one reason why I wear a helmet on my motorcycle.

In this particular instance, a helmet could have made the difference between death and a vegetative state.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Screw you guys… I know what I’m doing!

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

This wins the Internet today!

Sirhr

 

[Duc]

I too have used this primo parking space...

 

[mtrmn]

I too have used this primo parking space...

High value--it's in the shade

 

[EddieNFL]

I too have used this primo parking space...

Or the curbside pick-up spots. Always a few available.

 

[Mike Islander]

Lemme guess...someone is getting the cute filet and someone else is getting the ribeye. Have a ribeye on the grill at the moment...

Actually it's two ribeyes stacked and a USDA Prime filet. My Bro-in-law and I ate the ribeyes, and my little sis ate the filet. We love great food when camping. Steak night on day two is a family tradition.

 

[hlee]

Steak night on day two is a family tradition.

So are toes in SH pics. Good to see traditions are being upheld…

 

[Mr.BR]

Diversity hire