New Wrist Watch

[Milf Dots]

 

[Ronws]

I once felt sorry for myself because I had no shoes. Then, I met a guy who had no feet. So, I asked him,
"I don't suppose you have a pair of shoes laying around that you are not using, do you?"

Glad I could help.

 

[HeavyAssault]

Bet her BJ's are f-n awesome.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

I got her a Clapper for Christmas!

Sirhr

 

[n2ishun]

Wanna see her sex change ?
Throw her in a pool and she becomes "Bob".

 

[Ronws]

Wanna see her sex change ?
Throw her in a pool and she becomes "Bob".

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[M4orturnate]

I got her a Clapper for Christmas!

Sirhr

Only thing clapping there is them cheeks

 

[Ronws]

She wanted to be in the military. Army, of course.

 

[Ronws]

That's very dark

As is her underwear.

 

[Milf Dots]

Wood and Would. W²

 

[Bigfatcock]