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This is about the funniest thing that I've seen. What makes you really spit out your coffee is when you have actually been in Yellowstone and watching the idiots get close to these animals.

I cannot tell you how many times I came close to giving my horn a big long blast from the safety of my vehicle to watch a PETA idiot get stomped and gored. The temptation was about as strong as being in a room full of college coeds in bikinis volunteering to do lap dances on you for free.

There was literally a devil on one shoulder and an angel on the other telling me to go one way or the other. I'll probably never know if a loud blast from a horn would cause a bison to startle, stomp and gore a bunny hugger to death.

The one thing that saved those idiots was the thought of several dozen Karens descending on me and my truck to express their displeasure afterwards.
 
This is about the funniest thing that I've seen. What makes you really spit out your coffee is when you have actually been in Yellowstone and watching the idiots get close to these animals.

I cannot tell you how many times I came close to giving my horn a big long blast from the safety of my vehicle to watch a PETA idiot get stomped and gored. The temptation was about as strong as being in a room full of college coeds in bikinis volunteering to do lap dances on you for free.

There was literally a devil on one shoulder and an angel on the other telling me to go one way or the other. I'll probably never know if a loud blast from a horn would cause a bison to startle, stomp and gore a bunny hugger to death.

The one thing that saved those idiots was the thought of several dozen Karens descending on me and my truck to express their displeasure afterwards.
If Yellowstone Bison are anything like cattle, laying on the horn would only alert them to your presence, the fact that you have somewhere to be, and that you have treats in your vehicle… 🤣
 
Finally a new one landed...



Tony makes awesome videos. Some are actually pretty decent to train new guys in the shop and get older ones out of their habits. Gotta admit I’m a fan of toe clamps.
Ive watched all of ToT's videos. Recently started watching Inheritance Machining after someone recently posted one of his. Quality is great but none of the humor. Shows more of the details. Has really made me want to have machine tools at home even more than I have.

Haven't seen this one yet but should be good.
 
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I've been to Ohio four times. Once to Columbus, once to Cincinnati, and f**king TWICE to Defiance. I was even laid over once in fikkin Toledo. 100% of the food in Ohio sucks ass. 100%.
So you didn't have any of the awesome Skyline Chili while you were in Cincinnati? That's a shame.


It would bring your level of disgust for Ohio food to a new level.
 
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This is about the funniest thing that I've seen. What makes you really spit out your coffee is when you have actually been in Yellowstone and watching the idiots get close to these animals.

I cannot tell you how many times I came close to giving my horn a big long blast from the safety of my vehicle to watch a PETA idiot get stomped and gored. The temptation was about as strong as being in a room full of college coeds in bikinis volunteering to do lap dances on you for free.

There was literally a devil on one shoulder and an angel on the other telling me to go one way or the other. I'll probably never know if a loud blast from a horn would cause a bison to startle, stomp and gore a bunny hugger to death.

The one thing that saved those idiots was the thought of several dozen Karens descending on me and my truck to express their displeasure afterwards.

Gee I was trying to warn them. Whos them?.......ahhh you know them.
 
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Sibling rivalry at it's finest! :ROFLMAO:



There was probably a store employee standing next to them with the combination.
A few months ago a lady heard a meow from a coke machine outside the door of the local Wally World. They called the fire department to rescue the cat inside the machine. They did the same thing. Got out the saws and cut up the machine. Meanwhile they had the keys for the machine in the managers office.
They don't hire the most intelligent people to sit around the firehouse and watch TikTok vids.
 
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