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Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

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I flipped the switch and it felt like someone poured cold water all over me. Thinking I had a leak I turned it off.......then I said screw it and turned it back on again. There was no leak it just felt like it.

Went boating with my little sister's family. I drove us home in my new truck. She sat in the front seat in her bathing suit, first ride in the truck. Charleston summer, so I turned on the electric seat cooling to show off the "cool" features of my new vehicle. Didn't tell her. After a few minutes she asked me to find a rest stop, because for some reason she had peed her pants. Thankfully it was just the cold seat! We all got a good laugh out of that.
 
They are trying to get butts back in seats. If you remember back before Y2K and how strong the NASCAR brand was. Back at that time if you remember the coca-cola bottle that was next to the drivers "door". That single sticker there was a $1 million dollar per car deal. There was that much money going into NASCAR at the time. Tracks all packed for each and every race, and they slowly started to squeeze out the "non NASCAR" owned tracks and built their "cookie cutter" tracks like KS and TX.

Then this that and the other happened, IMHO a lot of it due to Brian France's personal issues, and the change from (again IMHO) racing to sports entertainment. "Fake" yellows, "lucky dog" rules and countless other things pushed away the race fans. Then the issues with the "car of tomorrow" and people like Tony Stewert speaking his mind about what total shit the car was, again I think it was built that way for a reason, to bunch them up.

Anyhoo all of this slowly took away NASCAR's hard core traditional fan base, and it has just been another rock in the boat year after year, with this "bubba wallace" bullshit and flag issues really sending the people over the edge. But it was sliding down hill long before that, it was just adding weight to make it go faster.

Now they are in the process of tossing anything against the wall to see if it will stick. The issue is the people that like this are the Bud Light drinkers of the world, and they have just walked away from it, and it will be very difficult to get them back. This is why you see the kind of things you linked.
FUCK NOOSECAR!
 
Went boating with my little sister's family. I drove us home in my new truck. She sat in the front seat in her bathing suit, first ride in the truck. Charleston summer, so I turned on the electric seat cooling to show off the "cool" features of my new vehicle. Didn't tell her. After a few minutes she asked me to find a rest stop, because for some reason she had peed her pants. Thankfully it was just the cold seat! We all got a good laugh out of that.
That’s not how I thought Carolinians got their sisters wet.
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