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Junkyards sometimes have “$50 whatever you can carry across the scales” day.
My brother and I were at one that was doing that years ago. No pictures, but I asked about pulling it for double the price and he agreed. We were in there all day packing in more tools and pulling stuff apart, built a wagon out of a couple axles and a hood. My brother was pulling another transmission/transfer case when the guy wandered back to see what we were up to. Told him to put down what he was working on and drag out load out before he changed his mind. We had the 8' box of his pickup piled over the cab with stuff.Junkyards sometimes have “$50 whatever you can carry across the scales” day.
5 or so years later I just happened to be in the same yard while they were doing that deal again, and saw a complete car that looked like it would be pretty easy to fix. I went back out to the office to ask the guy, and he started to say yes, then recognized me.
Kristian
Many Prayers heading your way Lawless !!
I carried one of those for thirty years. Then they went Chinese and as expected Old Timer is crap now.
I almost expected for the car to have some serious hail damage when the light changed
Today, on this date, my civil rights were violated
The Calypso has been to sea for very, very many months.
The men aboard Calypso are getting cuter and cuter.
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How does a southern belle turn on the lights after sex?
Opens the pickup truck door…
Sirhr
E, 3 Musketeers are the one of the worst candy bars ever.
They’re called Southern Belles because they had so many dongs in them….
Sirhr
PS… I learned all of those from Southerners….
Sirhr
PS… I learned all of those from Southerners….
I chose Charleston as my first duty station after meeting my roommate's Charleston girlfriend. Married my Charleston girl 2 years later, 39 years ago.
It only cost my sister about $20 to grow this .50 Cent head of cabbage
I didn't know you were a horrible person until that post. So disappointed. Peanut butter and chocolate are a perfect union.
I put the PI on my dream sheet when I was in tech school. First duty station was Kadena AB, Okinawa, Japan. Got close.I chose Charleston as my first duty station after meeting my roommate's Charleston girlfriend. Married my Charleston girl 2 years later, 39 years ago.
They are.. but I find Reese’s too salty and the PB quality is… industrial.
Good small batch PB and Chocolate is way better!
Sirhr
I somewhat retract my judgment. I rarely have a candy bar, and home made is better. I've never made chocolate or peanut butter before, so "home made" isn't completely accurate either.
EDIT ADD: I've never brewed my own beer either. My buddy Hillbilly does, he puts so much hopps in his that it's like dehydrated Sierra Nevada.
I'm assuming there's a piece of pineapple on that pie.
Unless there's jalapeños on the pie, fruit is forbidden.
With that said, never, ever, ever, never place something flammable on top of the stove.
Most places have small chocolate shops or sweet shops that do a PB cup version or a bonbon.
You don’t have to DIY. Just that Reese’s tastes like it comes from giant vats of reprocessed styrofoam with peanut flavoring.
Love the combo. Just not the brand.
Sirhr
I never knew jalapeños were a fruit...now I find out they are considered a "berry"? It's true, when we learn the truth about the world we are all going to be overwhelmed.
Then you must have to eat it with a spoon. Some of the more obscure recipes Sierra Nevada brews are pretty dang hoppy. More than I like anyway, they’re close though so I try most of it.
On the other note, TM sucks, BF and Twix are only good in very small doses and rarely. A fun size butter finger once a year and Twix maybe twice. Snickers and Reese’s are great but I’m sure homemade would be better. Now I have a challenge for my aunt.
On the other note, TM sucks, BF and Twix are only good in very small doses and rarely. A fun size butter finger once a year and Twix maybe twice. Snickers and Reese’s are great but I’m sure homemade would be better. Now I have a challenge for my aunt.
I completely retract my previous judgement on this subject. My apologies.
Well, it's still a liquid, just that his brew is very heavy with the hopps, alcohol content is around 9 or 10 %, so if you can handle the flavor it kicks in pretty good.
Actually, my comment was meant to imply that a jalapeño either negates a fruit or enhances it.
I never figgered on it being a berry.
Thanks to the Hide, my IQ has gone up 2%.
Well, 2% added to my outstanding ASVAB score...
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