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I didn't know you were a horrible person until that post. So disappointed. Peanut butter and chocolate are a perfect union.

They are.. but I find Reese’s too salty and the PB quality is… industrial.

Good small batch PB and Chocolate is way better!

Sirhr
 
They are.. but I find Reese’s too salty and the PB quality is… industrial.

Good small batch PB and Chocolate is way better!

Sirhr
I somewhat retract my judgment. I rarely have a candy bar, and home made is better. I've never made chocolate or peanut butter before, so "home made" isn't completely accurate either.

EDIT ADD: I've never brewed my own beer either. My buddy Hillbilly does, he puts so much hopps in his that it's like dehydrated Sierra Nevada.
 
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Today, on this date, my civil rights were violated

I'm assuming there's a piece of pineapple on that pie.
Unless there's jalapeños on the pie, fruit is forbidden.


With that said, never, ever, ever, never place something flammable on top of the stove.
 
I somewhat retract my judgment. I rarely have a candy bar, and home made is better. I've never made chocolate or peanut butter before, so "home made" isn't completely accurate either.

EDIT ADD: I've never brewed my own beer either. My buddy Hillbilly does, he puts so much hopps in his that it's like dehydrated Sierra Nevada.

Most places have small chocolate shops or sweet shops that do a PB cup version or a bonbon.

You don’t have to DIY. Just that Reese’s tastes like it comes from giant vats of reprocessed styrofoam with peanut flavoring.

Love the combo. Just not the brand.

Sirhr
 
I'm assuming there's a piece of pineapple on that pie.
Unless there's jalapeños on the pie, fruit is forbidden.


With that said, never, ever, ever, never place something flammable on top of the stove.
I never knew jalapeños were a fruit...now I find out they are considered a "berry"? It's true, when we learn the truth about the world we are all going to be overwhelmed.
 
Then you must have to eat it with a spoon. Some of the more obscure recipes Sierra Nevada brews are pretty dang hoppy. More than I like anyway, they’re close though so I try most of it.

On the other note, TM sucks, BF and Twix are only good in very small doses and rarely. A fun size butter finger once a year and Twix maybe twice. Snickers and Reese’s are great but I’m sure homemade would be better. Now I have a challenge for my aunt.
 
Most places have small chocolate shops or sweet shops that do a PB cup version or a bonbon.

You don’t have to DIY. Just that Reese’s tastes like it comes from giant vats of reprocessed styrofoam with peanut flavoring.

Love the combo. Just not the brand.

Sirhr
I completely retract my previous judgement on this subject. My apologies.
 
Then you must have to eat it with a spoon. Some of the more obscure recipes Sierra Nevada brews are pretty dang hoppy. More than I like anyway, they’re close though so I try most of it.

On the other note, TM sucks, BF and Twix are only good in very small doses and rarely. A fun size butter finger once a year and Twix maybe twice. Snickers and Reese’s are great but I’m sure homemade would be better. Now I have a challenge for my aunt.
Well, it's still a liquid, just that his brew is very heavy with the hopps, alcohol content is around 9 or 10 %, so if you can handle the flavor it kicks in pretty good.
 
I never knew jalapeños were a fruit...now I find out they are considered a "berry"? It's true, when we learn the truth about the world we are all going to be overwhelmed.
Actually, my comment was meant to imply that a jalapeño either negates a fruit or enhances it.
I never figgered on it being a berry.

Thanks to the Hide, my IQ has gone up 2%.
Well, 2% added to my outstanding ASVAB score...🤣🤣
 
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I come to you fellows again, needing prayer. My daughter has been having headaches for many months. They finally approved her for an MRI and she has some kind of a mass in her head behind her eye.

They suspect that is something called a Pseudo tumor. They are going to try a spinal tap to relieve the pressure and medication. If that does not work, they will have to put a shunt in her head to try to relieve the pressure.

Even when your kids are grown, in your mind she is still your little girl.

If you pray, please talk to the Lord about my daughter Erica.

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Also, my nieces husband has suffered a stroke. He is late 30s and is not expected to make it. They are devastated, the children are inconsolable.

Please lift up John in your prayers and his family.


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You have all my thoughts and prayers my friend.
 
Well yesterday at pre school, Liam (my grandson) started crying and wouldn’t open his eyes. They were doing a slip n slide and were using soap on it.

My daughter went and picked him up and I met here at my house. We washed out his eyes and after a couple of hours of no improvement she took him to the ER.

They numbed his eyes and looked at them. They said it was a chemical abrasion and gave some ointment. He wouldn’t open his eyes all afternoon and evening.

He slept last night and when he woke up he’s still crying and won’t open his eyes.

My daughter is taking him to the children’s hospital in Winston. Yall please pray for him too. When it rains it pours.
 
Ok some news.

John is being taken off of support 😖 his brain is swelling to massive proportions and a lot of damage has been done. He is paralyzed on one side and the part that controls his breathing is swelling. They said if he were to wake up, he could not survive without life support.

His pupils are reactive but many other parts of his brain are inactive. It was a massive stroke. I know he would not want to exist this way. His wife has made the incredible, unimaginable decision to let him go. I am just numb.

Please pray for the family.
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Liam is still at Brenner‘s Childrens hospital. The doctor is going to sedate him to be able to examine his eyes. I just cannot believe soap caused this.

From a few weeks ago

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