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Join the contestUh, my EX would have to look UP
Dean Martin was famous for that. He wanted early Tee Time at his club.
However, I still don't know the difference in a verb and an adverb.
Is the adverb one you didn't plan on using, but the conversing just allowed you to suddenly come up with it?
I remember seeing an interview where they talked about getting their drivers licenses. the DMV made them take the road test twice, once for each of them. Each woman controls one leg, so the woman on the right (our left) will get the speeding ticket since she controls the gas pedal.
Green Beans?And blackberries? Oh wait....that might be racist.
LiarFor Cooper and the other virgin nerds. Most women make that face when they are having an orgasm.
Yes.....women can have orgasms....
The new Queer Eye host looks a little butchHomeowner Pro-Tip of the day:
Keep your mouth [cock-holster] closed whilst demo'ing tile. Wtf. Amateur hour.
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I feel like there are humorous implications about the middle one having F stamped on it.
Oh, and don't skimp on the ear-pro. Poors need not apply.Homeowner Pro-Tip of the day:
Keep your mouth [cock-holster] closed whilst demo'ing tile. Wtf. Amateur hour.
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Oh, and don't skimp on the ear-pro. Poors need not apply.
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Thanks @Andrew1182 For the ComTac V's
No, I comb my pubes the same way.You're jealous of my hair
Air conditioner going, some windows open for extra ventilation...Goddamn, you need some in-ear hearing protection as hot as it looks in there! Muffs make my fat noggin hot![]()
I know 4 fat people and you're 5 of them@clcustom1911 Im glad you have a sense of humor and just take it on the chins...
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You didn’t even say it right, but I’ll allow it.I know 4 fat people and you're 5 of them
Damn I need a nut buster 5000 I guess