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Had a guy bite me in the semifinals of the state tournament in HS. Fully clamped down broken skin, bruised up top and bottom. I wanted to keep going, ref stopped the match and DQ’d the guy. His mom came down from the stands- through security, grabbed my hand, looked at it, threw it down and screamed at me “So this is how you have to win!!!” She was not so nicely ejected from the building. Wrestling moms can be insane.
Totally not the worst I’ve seen either

Parents are the worst part of kid's sports.
 
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My brother got stopped coming back from Miami.
Cop did the same thing. Brother passed and then asked the trooper what his tint level was. Trooper got pissed and said they were exempt.
Bullshit.

The ass then had the audacity to tell my brother he had to remove his license plate frame because it partially covered the Myflorida.com bullshit.
My brother told him no. 😄
 
One day I would love to see an idiot weatherman get struck by lightning. These idiots all flock to the storms and find the biggest puddle to report from. Most of them are acting like they are leaning into the wind and then some people walk behind them like they are going to Sunday brunch.
True but nothing beats the WKRP thanksgiving turkey drop. Less Nessman deserved an emmy for that!
 
Benches cleared after Chris Sale threw behind Victor Martinez.

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A young kid ran on the field at the end of last nights game to shake hands with some Astro and it was upsetting how vigorously the security tracked him down.

I was also surprised by how they went through my wife’s hand bag.

Than I see today about the shit show of a fan attacking a player, a whale smuggling in a gun and have an ND in her fat folds.

The whole world has gone to shit.

Can’t say baseball hasn’t helped it along especially John Henry.

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