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We had 5 large, mature Norway maples, and about a half dozen oak trees of various types. Thank God the town we lived in has curb-side pick up for two weeks in November. I would end up with a pile 4ft wide by 4ft tall, and the entire length of our corner property so about 300 linear feet. Nope, don't miss that shit at all... :rolleyes: The maples were the worst because that had 3 seasons of crap falling down. In the early spring they had little fuzzy worm type things that fell, then those "propeller" type seed pods, then the leaves in the fall. Someone else's nightmare now LMAO
 
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21 October, 1805: The British fleet under the command of Admiral Lord Horatio Nelson defeats the combined French & Spanish fleet at Trafalgar.


However, Adm. Lord Nelson is fatally wounded and dies three hours later. His final words: "God and my country."


(Normally I'd share the pictures but these files are way too big for the Hide to handle, so enjoy the links.)
 
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Got tired of shitty spatulas that popped apart with cheap spot welds... and I hate plastic spatulas that melt and get a nasty tip on them.

So took some 1/16" and 1/8" mild steel and a couple of copper rivets and banged this out this afternoon. Bead blasted, wire brushed and finished with bluing salts. Then washed really well in hot, soapy water. Looks almost case-hardened... but it isn't! Thing is going to last 100 years!

Took less than an hour! Think I may make one in all copper next. Good kitchen stuff is awesome. The weapons you use every day!

Cheers,

Sirhr

You’re a keeper.
 
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I heard Immokalee. That’s in sw FL so this video makes perfect sense
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Got tired of shitty spatulas that popped apart with cheap spot welds... and I hate plastic spatulas that melt and get a nasty tip on them.

So took some 1/16" and 1/8" mild steel and a couple of copper rivets and banged this out this afternoon. Bead blasted, wire brushed and finished with bluing salts. Then washed really well in hot, soapy water. Looks almost case-hardened... but it isn't! Thing is going to last 100 years!

Took less than an hour! Think I may make one in all copper next. Good kitchen stuff is awesome. The weapons you use every day!

Cheers,

Sirhr
I’d be in for a spatula if you want to start a group buy
 
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I heard Immokalee. That’s in sw FL so this video makes perfect sense

I’d be in for a spatula if you want to start a group buy
No... But If you own a zip tool or hack saw or dremel... a drill... and a hammer, I'll talk you through making one.

It's the easiest DIY ever!!! DIY.... It's a lifestyle!

Sirhr
 
No... But If you own a zip tool or hack saw or dremel... a drill... and a hammer, I'll talk you through making one.

It's the easiest DIY ever!!! DIY.... It's a lifestyle!

Sirhr
Dude, take some pics and make a diy thread in the Pit. It’ll be the one thing that’s useful from the Pit, aside from all of the laughter
 
I learned to be an awesome home chef specifically because as a youngern... it totally got me laid a lot!

Sirhr
You know, you're right.

I learned from my Harley riding days, if she'll ride, she'll fuck, especially on the back of a hard thumping, solid mounted Evo.

And I've never had a girl just dine and dash from a grilled steak.
 
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You know, you're right.

I learned from my Harley riding days, if she'll ride, she'll fuck, especially on the back of a hard thumping, solid mounted Evo.

And I've never had a girl just dine and dash from a grilled steak.
I got more nookie out of being able to make pesto and Lobster Thermador than I ever did with trying to fake sensitivity and sincerity. And once you can fake sincerity, you have it made!

Oh and I used to keep a VHS of Ice Castles in my apartment. Gen-X Chicks totally put out for Ice Castles. You kids look it up.

Sirhr
 
I got more nookie out of being able to make pesto and Lobster Thermador than I ever did with trying to fake sensitivity and sincerity. And once you can fake sincerity, you have it made!

Oh and I used to keep a VHS of Ice Castles in my apartment. Gen-X Chicks totally put out for Ice Castles. You kids look it up.

Sirhr

How times have changed. I tried to teach my boy how to grill lobster, told him it was a panty-dropper. He said dad, bitches cook for me.




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I got more nookie out of being able to make pesto and Lobster Thermador than I ever did with trying to fake sensitivity and sincerity. And once you can fake sincerity, you have it made!

Oh and I used to keep a VHS of Ice Castles in my apartment. Gen-X Chicks totally put out for Ice Castles. You kids look it up.

Sirhr
I got a way around the kitchen myself 👍 My Mom was an awesome cook , I liked watching and she loved teaching us. After the Navy I went to college and the easiest way to get laid , was feeding them !! 😉 Had a nice little crib with a gas stove …and a revolving door policy !! 😜
 
Bet he faps a lot... ;-)

Sirhr

PS. Maybe not... times have changed. Bah ha ahha hhaha hahhaa...
More than that, in the 18 to… married age bracket, the level of effort required on the female side of the equation is “availability.” If she’s working harder than that for my affections, I can do better. Or could, back when I was single.
 
No... But If you own a zip tool or hack saw or dremel... a drill... and a hammer, I'll talk you through making one.

It's the easiest DIY ever!!! DIY.... It's a lifestyle!

Sirhr
Side note - a rotozip is maybe my fave power tool right now. I waited to get one and made do with dremels, laminate routers, or hand tools. Never again.
 
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I have story.
It involves decades and decades of the same story.
Over and over and over again.
The best stories involve what started as a body in white 1980 Plymouth arrows and junkyard acquired mustang II's and
a 440 engine.
People and feelings were hurt.

1980 Plymouth you say..,

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Dude... These had a twin stick 8 -speed... which was like totally tubular!!!

Hit that second stick and you are doing almost 67... way over the national speed limit!

Boomers will get this...

Sirhr
 
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I have story.
It involves decades and decades of the same story.
Over and over and over again.
The best stories involve what started as a body in white 1980 Plymouth arrows and junkyard acquired mustang II's and
a 440 engine.
People and feelings were hurt.
I had an 8qt pan on my big block Dart. I had to weld a 1/8 plate skid on the bottom after I asphalt ground a weeper in it.
 
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