Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

[Series 70 Colt]

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Don’t forget Bill’s contribution... i know they are “only” Chevy’s”

 

[pmclaine]

Thanks to all those that take the time to make this thread enjoyable!

I saw some of you posted photos of your knives so here's one I got in a couple weeks ago. A few months ago my family and I finished watching the series called "I was prey". This opened my eyes of awareness about not being prepared for possible eventualities that can happen to those living next to FS, like me, since the FS is on 3 sides of my land and also being in Mt Lion and Blackbear country. And well I'm out riding my EMTB a couple times a week.

One guy getting mauled by a Lion was stabbing it but the knife kept closing in on his hand and cutting his fingers so I decided this dagger with a 5" blade would be more to my liking.
I bought it for $89 on Susa knives website.

I EDC as well but this supplements as a backup.

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Don’t bring a knife to a lion fight.

Something in 10mm or .357 would be mo’ better, rifle even mo’ mo’ better.

 

[cas6969]

 

[JR_77]

 

[JR_77]

 

[TexPatriot]

Thanks to all those that take the time to make this thread enjoyable!

I saw some of you posted photos of your knives so here's one I got in a couple weeks ago. A few months ago my family and I finished watching the series called "I was prey". This opened my eyes of awareness about not being prepared for possible eventualities that can happen to those living next to FS, like me, since the FS is on 3 sides of my land and also being in Mt Lion and Blackbear country. And well I'm out riding my EMTB a couple times a week.

One guy getting mauled by a Lion was stabbing it but the knife kept closing in on his hand and cutting his fingers so I decided this dagger with a 5" blade would be more to my liking.
I bought it for $89 on Susa knives website.

I EDC as well but this supplements as a backup.

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Looks like something Abdul Snackbar would carry. Good looking stabber but you can do much better for a fighting knife. A Marine Kabar or Blackjack Halo Attack-Mod. 13 canted in 6:00 position would be my choice for woods carry.

A serious fighting knife needs a hilt. Hands get bloody, adrenaline is pumping, grips get lost and the only thing between your finger sliding down onto the blade is a hilt.

Jim Bowie was using a hiltless knife and cut the hell out of his hand. His brother made him a large chopper with a hilt to prevent that that became the lendary Bowie.

 

[Pok]

Not a fan of the dagger blade. Imo you can stab effectively enough with a single edge with a proper profile, and not have to manage two edges.

Knives with two edges make poor tools, so this is good only for the stabbing.

 

[timesublime]

 

[Lawless]

Here it's not how many rocks you will find, it's how many times is the trencher going to break digging the ditch.

Did 350 feet for another neighbor

Then 230 for the next neighbor

 

[jetracer013]

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Fuck off. It’s just a vacuum leak.

 

[Pok]

hammers make poor screwdrivers as well...doesnt make the hammer a bad tool for driving nails.

You just like to be contrary. I guess he should just carry many knives for many purposes.

I also started with I'm "Not a fan"... YMMV.

You do you Boo

 

[theLBC]

 

[Mister Ridge]

Did 350 feet for another neighbor

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Then 230 for the next neighbor

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You're a really good neighbor.

 

[cas6969]

 

[doubloon]

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Carlito

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[steve123]

Not a fan of the dagger blade. Imo you can stab effectively enough with a single edge with a proper profile, and not have to manage two edges.

Knives with two edges make poor tools, so this is good only for the stabbing.

Stabby was the first thing that came to my mind.

 

[steve123]

Looks like something Abdul Snackbar would carry. Good looking stabber but you can do much better for a fighting knife. A Marine Kabar or Blackjack Halo Attack-Mod. 13 canted in 6:00 position would be my choice for woods carry.

A serious fighting knife needs a hilt. Hands get bloody, adrenaline is pumping, grips get lost and the only thing between your finger sliding down onto the blade is a hilt.

Jim Bowie was using a hiltless knife and cut the hell out of his hand. His brother made him a large chopper with a hilt to prevent that that became the lendary Bowie.

Thanks I'll look them up.

A friend got me a fighting knife for my birthday but I haven't seen it yet. He only comes around once every few months so I'll find out eventually.

 

[whatsupdoc]

 

[TexPatriot]

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Needs to do a Fuck Joe Biden one. I'd pay for the paint.

 

[Longshot231]

He's telling these geriatrics waiting for their prescriptions he'll have the U.S. oil independent again by 2040.

*crickets

Is he getting paid by the hour like Antifa or does this miserable cretin seriously think he has a chance of winning?

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The enthusiasm just oozes out that room. If he gets elected, we won't have to shout FJB anymore. It will be FMP!

 

[TexPatriot]

Siding next to a factory... Train 'parked' in a siding or on a parallel track. Takes a couple of hours to paint...

Mainly, the RR companies don't give a shit. It's probably cheaper to repaint every few years vs. pay 24 x 7 x 365 security on the yards. Which would probably have to be armed and well-trained because the shitbags are armed and dangerous.

Sirhr

And, yes, they are talented! Shame they aren't using the talents for better than defacing shit. But shitbags gonna shitbag.

Plus, before cell phones, when stuck sitting at a RR crossing and not being able to see either end of the train, the graffitti was kind of interesting. On one I read 'Ernesto fucked Maria. For lov'.

 

[Lawless]

You're a really good neighbor.

We all help each other.

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[jetracer013]

Wtf are those? And I hope they’re slow.

 

[7.62willdo]

Coconut crabs

 

[pmclaine]

Wtf are those? And I hope they’re slow.

USMC had some stories about them during the war in the Pacific.

Pretty sure they feature in any story about Pavuvu.

Makes raccoons not seem so bad.....

 

[Mike Casselton]

Coconut crabs

Word has it the meat is really sweet and tasty...

 

[Pharmseller]

…with aphrodisiac properties…

 

[pmclaine]

Word has it the meat is really sweet and tasty...

…with aphrodisiac properties…

Seems like you two have had a night out at The Square Grouper........

 

[DuneBoer]

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Hey @SONIC SAAMI Do you know where this cabin is?

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

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nope

 

[Rookie]

Is that the Unibombers cabin? What did I win?

 

[hlee]

Is that the Unibombers cabin? What did I win?

Prize is in the mail…

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Hezbollah giving aid to Hamas by dropping prostitutes into Gaza…

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[sirhrmechanic]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

The key to survival in Africa… drinking.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

No wonder the COO of Beyond Meat bit some dude’s nose off.

I wouldn’t eat that shit either!!

Sirhr

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[Cowpokey]

 

[Peloton]

USMC had some stories about them during the war in the Pacific.

Pretty sure they feature in any story about Pavuvu.

Makes raccoons not seem so bad.....

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Kill it with fire!

 

[DuneBoer]

nope

It's called Nye Cabin. About 4 miles from the sign.

 

[Modoc]

It's called Nye Cabin. About 4 miles from the sign.

Looks like a couple of the cabins on mining claims just South of Dismal Swamp in the Warner Mtns. Reall easy to get lost up there because it looks the same for MILES! But I love it!

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[TicTacTex]

I wish I was good with technology. I’d love to make some Lab Radar memes.
Like that scene from Quigley Down Under, where all the Aborigines are being forced to jump off the cliff to their death… Have a meme where it’s all lab radars being forced to jump and die. Lol

 

[oneshot86]

Seems like you two have had a night out at The Square Grouper........

Mike said the meat is sweet and tasty, ahhahahaha