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    Well it's PG County so that makes sense. I love how Fox News is immediately like, "Armed robbers carjacked a UPS truck. Let's send in a blonde female at night to report on location. Oh and make sure she's wearing gang colors."
     
    I'm Los Angeles they are breaking into the trains at the train yard. This seems much smarter. They don't have to carry the spoils. They can drive them to the house and unload it. Then ditch the truck.
    Those trucks have trackers on them so they wouldnt have long. Thats likely why cops found it abandoned not too far away.

    I've worked UPS and FedEx trucks. They load the shit out of them so the time to hit it would be first stop in the am.
     
    They load the shit out of them so the time to hit it would be first stop in the am.
    It was probably a discretely-boxed load of weed headed to a random address but they had to intercept the package in transit rather than having it delivered and then try to recover it off of the porch. Dumbasses didn't figure in that Fri was the subtitute day off for Veteran's Day and there was going to be somebody home at whoever's house they sent the package to.
     
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    Those trucks have trackers on them so they wouldnt have long. Thats likely why cops found it abandoned not too far away.

    I've worked UPS and FedEx trucks. They load the shit out of them so the time to hit it would be first stop in the am.
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    It was probably a discretely-boxed load of weed headed to a random address but they had to intercept the package in transit rather than having it delivered and then try to recover it off of the porch. Dumbasses didn't figure in that Fri was the subtitute day off for Veteran's Day and there was going to be somebody home at whoever's house they sent the package to.
    Could be but more likely meth or crack. Not a lot of profit in reefer these days unless you own a dispensary to launder money.
     
    Prince George's county.....suburb of DC....crime ridden suburb of DC. Bet you can't guess which particular demographic is almost the entirety of its population.
     
    Prince George's county.....suburb of DC....crime ridden suburb of DC. Bet you can't guess which particular demographic is almost the entirety of its population.
    They used to call where I85 and I95 joined at Petersburg "The Funnel' because thats where all the drug traffic coming north came inot one road and they could profile them easily.
     
    Nothing new, many years ago our usual UPS driver was hijacked tied and gagged and left in the truck. They robbed all the packages.
    Dont recall whether they found him in one day or two days but there was no GPS in the trucks then.
     
    Could be but more likely meth or crack. Not a lot of profit in reefer these days unless you own a dispensary to launder money.
    Coulda been any or all of the above. PCP's big, too.
    There's still money to be made dealing weed in the DC-metro area. Majority of users aren't going to register to use the dispensaries so street-level dealing is definitely a thing.
     
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