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Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

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What's funny about a child hurting themself!

The thread title is Funny AND awesome… so maybe it’s just awesome?

Sirhr

And it was a little funny. I mean worthy of a small chortle or a minor titter… but falling short of a hearty guffaw?
 
The thread title is Funny AND awesome… so maybe it’s just awesome?

Sirhr

And it was a little funny. I mean worthy of a small chortle or a minor titter… but falling short of a hearty guffaw?
You'll have to read my post in the Socially Unacceptable Humor. I'd repost it here but..... It's truly dark.
 
Can you feel the pressure in that ring finger?

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How do you guys release that ingrown nail pus?
Very small drill bit twisted between the fingers. Or a needle. Once you start carefully opening yourself up on an extremity the pain isn’t as difficult to ignore as a guy would expect.
 
Usually slide a wooden toothpick, one of the sturdy ones that won’t break off and make a small problem worse.

My daughter had her first one of these a few years ago and I used my minor surgery skills on her.

She was bummed by the pain of entering the red zone but when it broke and she squeezed out the pus she became a lifelong fan.
 
My Grandmother was one of 'em. She had her (signed by herself) Temperance Pledge Certificate framed and hung on the wall in her house.

As I got older, I felt obligated to make up for lost time/lost opportunity. By most measures, I succeeded.
 
Can you feel the pressure in that ring finger?

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How do you guys release that ingrown nail pus?

I've had a few...hundred.
Pull it back at the edge till it turns loose. Its gonna hurt.
They aren't as aggravating as one of these.
Its a myoxoid cyst. I jammed it into the edge of some drywall over a year ago. Its not infected anymore, but I have to drain it every couple months. Drain is incorrect cause it isn't puss, its a little jelly egg that comes out. Makes my ingrown nail in that finger even worse cause the nail is screwed up. I doubt it ever goes away cause I damaged the cuticle.
How do I open it up when its ready? Old Timer muskrat.

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