Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

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Stealing this.
 
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My Grandmother was one of 'em. She had her (signed by herself) Temperance Pledge Certificate framed and hung on the wall in her house.

As I got older, I felt obligated to make up for lost time/lost opportunity. By most measures, I succeeded.
 
Can you feel the pressure in that ring finger?

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How do you guys release that ingrown nail pus?

I've had a few...hundred.
Pull it back at the edge till it turns loose. Its gonna hurt.
They aren't as aggravating as one of these.
Its a myoxoid cyst. I jammed it into the edge of some drywall over a year ago. Its not infected anymore, but I have to drain it every couple months. Drain is incorrect cause it isn't puss, its a little jelly egg that comes out. Makes my ingrown nail in that finger even worse cause the nail is screwed up. I doubt it ever goes away cause I damaged the cuticle.
How do I open it up when its ready? Old Timer muskrat.

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I reached out to Frank to see if he could help us to reach @BullGear

It’s not like him to be out like this.

I am back. About 20 lbs lighter. I guess that's the weight of my left leg.

I am now a one legged man. Had to have the left leg amputated due to circulation issues.

Got home a few weeks ago, but couldn't get to the computer. My son finally moved it to the first floor. I hope to be back on the forum, but I have a lot a therapy and doctor visits. Talk to everyone soon.
 
I am back. About 20 lbs lighter. I guess that's the weight of my left leg.

I am now a one legged man. Had to have the left leg amputated due to circulation issues.

Got home a few weeks ago, but couldn't get to the computer. My son finally moved it to the first floor. I hope to be back on the forum, but I have a lot a therapy and doctor visits. Talk to everyone soon.

Please tell me you pulled an Augustus McRae and had a walking stick made from the bone.
I know, its crass but they say laughter is the best medicine.

It is dang good to see you back! Been worried about you.
 
I am back. About 20 lbs lighter. I guess that's the weight of my left leg.

I am now a one legged man. Had to have the left leg amputated due to circulation issues.

Got home a few weeks ago, but couldn't get to the computer. My son finally moved it to the first floor. I hope to be back on the forum, but I have a lot a therapy and doctor visits. Talk to everyone soon.
Oh my gosh brother, I legit had almost given up hope.

I am glad you’re ok even if you’re a little worse for wear.

If there is anything, anything, I can do you help, just ask.
 
Please tell me you pulled an Augustus McRae and had a walking stick made from the bone.
I know, its crass but they say laughter is the best medicine.

It is dang good to see you back! Been worried about you.
No did not but I did ask for my artificial knee. They said they could not allow that.

Please make fun of the situation. I am the first to say a crude joke or comment about my leg.

Thanks!
 
No did not but I did ask for my artificial knee. They said they could not allow that.

Please make fun of the situation. I am the first to say a crude joke or comment about my leg.

Thanks!
Start wearing an eye patch and saying RRRR mateys!!
Ohh wait, that holiday has already passed.
 
No did not but I did ask for my artificial knee. They said they could not allow that.

Please make fun of the situation. I am the first to say a crude joke or comment about my leg.

Thanks!
Just my luck……I’ll end up with your used artificial knee. Bet they charge full price.