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Yo dude, you turned the saga of that truck into an EPIC journey worth an entire TV travel documentary. If you had a dashcam with good audio running, or you plan to install one, you can put together a 10+ hour nonstop roadtrip and engine sound ASMR vid + kickass Americana scenery that will get you to the top of Youtube's ranking in no time. People love good content with actual love and effort placed behind it and travel docs are amongst some of the most viewed content on the Web...
Too many people would give me crap for putting pizza on pineapple
 
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Laugh now boys. It won't be funny much longer.
 
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As Lawless mentioned, lotta folks around who would give a hand

Dude... I don't think he needs a hand. Unless I read it wrong, he needs a leg.

But, hey... Bullgear... glad you are doing well and have a good sense of humor.

Honestly, I need to go see a sawbones one of these days. I'm getting twinges of circulation 'issues' and need to set aside my hate of the medical profession for a consult. I think I last saw a doc in 2018. Probably need to stop acting immortal at my age...

Cheers,

Sirhr
 
@BullGear , I’m glad to hear that you are on the mend and have great physical support! Does this mean that we need to get you a sawed off side by side and a Grey open crowned Stetson?
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Plenty of amazing people had one leg. From Civil War General John Bell Hood to Spig Wead...

Glad Bullgear is among us still and he won't slow down a bit, hopefully.

Sirhr
 
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I know I have told this story before I don't care it is funny.

YEARS ago when the boy still lived at home he asks the wife if he can make some deviled eggs. As the time we had chickens and had LOTS of eggs. We gave eggs away

We had roughly two dozen getting ready to go bad and the wife says yea go ahead and cook those up, we will take some to grandma's house later that week.

The kid spends quite a bit of time making two dozen eggs, you know it takes a while. He leaves them on the counter to cool. Goes into his room and plays video games for a while or something letting them cool.

Little while later he comes out and the eggs are all gone. Asks Hay mom did you put up my eggs, no why.....they are missing. Hay dad did you put up the eggs, they aren't in the fridge. No. We can't figure out, then we think dog.

This was Recon
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She has crossed the rainbow bridge now, and she was the bestest of girls, But she ate two dozen eggs, likely a little more. The dogs stomach was like a basketball. We actually called the vet. She might get sick get ready for that but not much they can do.

She never got sick, but dear god when she farted I had people in yellow suits show up at the front door. You may think you have smelled a bad fart, you may think you have smelled a bad dog fart, trust me you know nothing.

No more cool hand luke for you. Kid and I watched that movie so he would understand.
 
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It is what I say, they are lazy and they want easy. As soon as it became difficult THIS SPECIFIC GUY went the other way.

HOWEVER

Add one more bad guy and the old dude would be dead now. Get a bad guy that is....well lets just say a little jittery for whatever reason.....the old guy is likely not going to live to see the new year.

He got lucky.

My suggestion, what was that Sam Colt saying.