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Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

@BullGear , I’m glad to hear that you are on the mend and have great physical support! Does this mean that we need to get you a sawed off side by side and a Grey open crowned Stetson?
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Plenty of amazing people had one leg. From Civil War General John Bell Hood to Spig Wead...

Glad Bullgear is among us still and he won't slow down a bit, hopefully.

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Lovesac foam bag chairs are worse. Wife and I have their 2nd largest one. 5' wide 3'10 tall and 75lbs. Their largest is 6' wide 4'1 tall and 95lbs. Internet pic of the size we have.
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I can’t believe that dog didn’t murder that guy….. wow.

Just waiting for 330PSI of jaw pressure to be like “I’ve got your chiropractic adjustment right here!!!”
 
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I know I have told this story before I don't care it is funny.

YEARS ago when the boy still lived at home he asks the wife if he can make some deviled eggs. As the time we had chickens and had LOTS of eggs. We gave eggs away

We had roughly two dozen getting ready to go bad and the wife says yea go ahead and cook those up, we will take some to grandma's house later that week.

The kid spends quite a bit of time making two dozen eggs, you know it takes a while. He leaves them on the counter to cool. Goes into his room and plays video games for a while or something letting them cool.

Little while later he comes out and the eggs are all gone. Asks Hay mom did you put up my eggs, no why.....they are missing. Hay dad did you put up the eggs, they aren't in the fridge. No. We can't figure out, then we think dog.

This was Recon
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She has crossed the rainbow bridge now, and she was the bestest of girls, But she ate two dozen eggs, likely a little more. The dogs stomach was like a basketball. We actually called the vet. She might get sick get ready for that but not much they can do.

She never got sick, but dear god when she farted I had people in yellow suits show up at the front door. You may think you have smelled a bad fart, you may think you have smelled a bad dog fart, trust me you know nothing.

No more cool hand luke for you. Kid and I watched that movie so he would understand.
 
This one will put a smile on your face.


It is what I say, they are lazy and they want easy. As soon as it became difficult THIS SPECIFIC GUY went the other way.

HOWEVER

Add one more bad guy and the old dude would be dead now. Get a bad guy that is....well lets just say a little jittery for whatever reason.....the old guy is likely not going to live to see the new year.

He got lucky.

My suggestion, what was that Sam Colt saying.
 
Had to use these once. They seemed closer than that as we were all trying not to touch each others knees. One of the worse dumps in my life as the MRE dump got suck half way and I had to break it off by hand. I know what you are thinking, I used toilet paper and didn't bare hand it.
 
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Had to use these once. They seemed closer than that as we were all trying not to touch each others knees. One of the worse dumps in my life as the MRE dump got suck half way and I had to break it off by hand. I know what you are thinking, I used toilet paper and didn't bare hand it.
the latrine holes at Fort Benning were the worst. Spiders looking up at you and the 'toilets' (dropping into one huge holding area) were about 24 inches apart. A person had about 4 inches (shoulder to shoulder) space. Ahhh, the smell on a nice hot and humid day.
 
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the latrine holes at Fort Benning were the worst. Spiders looking up at you and the 'toilets' (dropping into one huge holding area) were about 24 inches apart. A person had about 4 inches (shoulder to shoulder) space. Ahhh, the smell on a nice hot and humid day.
Never had the pleasure. Did have to dig a latrine ditch for the company to use. That things suck and smelled pretty bad.