Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

[pmclaine]

The largest polar bear ever recorded at 1,002 kg (2,209 lb). The bear was shot in Kotzebue Sound in northwestern Alaska in 1960. It could reach the height of 3.39 m (11 ft 1 in) while standing on hind legs.

The only common trait between the two predators is their size. They are almost of the same size. Some scientists believe that polar bears are the largest land mammals living today others say that Kodiak bears supersede white bears in size. Either way both animals have long fascinated biologists for their super strength and ability to take down prey nearly the size of their own.

Kodiak Bear vs Polar Bear - Kodiak Bear vs Polar Bear Size • Polar Bear Facts

Adult Kodiak males weigh as much as 477–534 kg with the average weight of about 272 to 635 kg. Adult polar bear males weigh up to 350–700 kg with the total length measuring around 2.4–3 metres (7 ft 10 in–9 ft 10 in). You might like to find out the real difference between the Kodiak bear and a...

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Elephants aren’t land mammals?

I’d like to see that fight.

 

[The D]

Roseanne is adorable and fucking savage

 

[Old Man with Gun]

 

[pmclaine]

I lived in a few of those old wooden barracks during the mid 80's. I was introduced to community shitter on Paris Island.

Parris

 

[Old Man with Gun]

 

[pmclaine]

They still had them and we still used them in 2000 when I went through Paris Island. It was either A-Line or B-Line that had them.

Parris

 

[pmclaine]

they call the right conspiracy theorists because we believe the world is being run by a group of wealthy elite pedophiles.....and thats only because....well, its actually being run by a group of wealthy elite pedophiles.


they call the right conspiracy theorists when we claimed Covid came from a lab.....and thats only because...well, theres a covid research lab in wuhan and the FBI admitted it was actually a lab leak.



but the left have absolutely no problem with claiming trump is going to "end democracy" and "execute his enemies"......all based on nothing but their own delusions and self projections.



but yeah, were the conspiracy theorists because we dont believe epstein killed himself......funny the cameras mysteriously stopped working, and the guards forgot to do their rounds.....and none of his clients were ever released....but yeah, total nutter if you think he was wacked.





also, WTF is up with Rosanne Barr recently? ....she got based in a hurry

She was based during Trumps admin when she lost her top rated show for insulting Valerie Jarrod

 

[doubloon]

Roseanne is adorable and fucking savage

I'll give you half credit.

 

[Cowpokey]

 

[LeftyJason]

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@BullGear i guess this is you now.

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

Stupid big lake full of water that you can’t drink

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[Modoc]

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Stupid big lake full of water that you can’t drink

Looks like Lake Abert. Definitely do NOT drink that water! See any Big Horn Sheep?

 

[Two36]

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Stupid big lake full of water that you can’t drink

Ah yes, scenic highway 6 along Lake Oswego.

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

Imma call you both out on it.
If you were there you'd know it was Parris Island, not Paris, which is in France.....but I digress.....

Marine Corps Recruit Depot, Parris Island

Parris

I'm pretty sure that my recruiter told me that Paris France and Parris Island were the same place. Good food, top notch accomodations, beaches, towers, some of the natives are hostile towards visitors, you will spend time with a diverse group from around the east coast and you can become a tour guide in a few years if you want to go back.

 

[Lawless]

I made my grandmother’s dressing recipe last night for tomorrow.
Everything else I can take or leave but this stuff with some gravy on it will make me growl like a bulldog.

 

[Old Man with Gun]

 

[Jigstick]

 

[The D]

I'll give you half credit.

About which part?

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[Devildog]

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

 

[dustingaunder]

How it started:

How it’s going:

 

[91Eunozs]

she looks stabby...

Sirhr

Slicy

 

[37L1]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

FIFY

 

[bigdaddydmd]

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Keep them coming. I have recognized each place you have posted and man do I enjoy the memories that come flooding back. I sure miss OR, but not the retards in the I-5 corridor that have ruined that state. Grew up a Coastie, but spent a lot of time in Southern OR and Bend/Redmond also. That is a beautiful truck and you have right to be proud. Just need to get you up into some old growth Doug Fir on a dreary day for some pics to really hammer home the nostalgia.

 

[doubloon]

About which part?

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Savage. I don't much find her adorable.

 

[The D]

Savage. I don't much find her adorable.

We may have to just agree to disagree but I think she’s an adorable older granny

 

[earthtrekker1775]

Imma call you both out on it.
If you were there you'd know it was Parris Island, not Paris, which is in France.....but I digress.....

Marine Corps Recruit Depot, Parris Island

Call out all you like, I was typing on my phone and didn't double check spelling.

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

Looks like Lake Abert. Definitely do NOT drink that water! See any Big Horn Sheep?

The Pacific Ocean

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

Keep them coming. I have recognized each place you have posted and man do I enjoy the memories that come flooding back. I sure miss OR, but not the retards in the I-5 corridor that have ruined that state. Grew up a Coastie, but spent a lot of time in Southern OR and Bend/Redmond also. That is a beautiful truck and you have right to be proud. Just need to get you up into some old growth Doug Fir on a dreary day for some pics to really hammer home the nostalgia.

That was the last trip for a while.
In storage for the winter.

 

[Ramius]

 

[gunman_7]

That was the last trip for a while.
In storage for the winter.
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You were making me nervous with those snowy salty road pics....

 

[acpchuck]

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LOL. Big, bright yellow van blocking one of the most iconic scenes on the Oregon Coast. Well done sir, well done.

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

You were making me nervous with those snowy salty road pics....

You were nervous.
Try being the guy behind the steering wheel with nothing but a 54 year old lap belt between you and all that steel and glass.

(Needs to start thinking about some serious safety upgrades).

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[johnnyvw]

We may have to just agree to disagree but I think she’s an adorable older granny



But... is granny spry?? Will be interesting to see how many get the reference.

 

[doubloon]

We may have to just agree to disagree

I'm OK with that. I find myself in the same position with many who claim Trump is a conservative and champion of freedom.

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[The D]

The only thing I can think of is The Beverly Hillbillies or Mama’s Family.

Edit: Um, why isn’t the reply or quote working? Weird

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

Please God.
Not again.

 

[The D]

I'm OK with that. I find myself in the same position with many who claim Trump is a conservative and champion of freedom.

The only thing that comes to mind is The Beverly Hillbillies or Mama’s Family

 

[hlee]

Slicy

14

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

Help me.

 

[Longshot231]

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

Please no.
Make it stop.

 

[EddieNFL]

I made my grandmother’s dressing recipe last night for tomorrow.
Everything else I can take or leave but this stuff with some gravy on it will make me growl like a bulldog.

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Screw turkey. Sides are where it’s at.