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Looks like he saved around $400 to me.
I find it funny that a renter wants someone else to pay for the repair but if they were the owner they would be doing the same thing.
It's easy to spend other people's money.
The HVAC system is 25 years old. It needs a $2000 repair. Homeowners.... Repair it. Renters..... They should put a new system in for $6000 that's why I pay rent
Probably got broke because the renters kids were jumping up and down on top of it
BTW, if any of you are looking for Christmas ideas for me... I take a 14 1/14" pull with a slight cast off and am fine with an skeleton buttplate. No need for squishy leather.
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Been there and done that. Twice at one house. Almost $1100 in repairs because the kid was using the outdoor unit to climb up onto the deck. Renters said that it was under warranty because I had installed it six months earlier. I informed her that the warranty doesn't cover stooopity and physical destruction. It covers manufacturing defects. Your son fits that but the system doesn't. I don't think what I said registered in her brain.
The list is so flawed, I don't know where to start. Yes I do, take that fucking cunt Jane Fonda off of it. How could anyone in their right mind put her before Raquel Welch?
Looks like he needs to move to a rent to own leasing model.
In my relentless search for delicious treats.
What are you talking about?
That recipe has two of the best ingredients ever.
Miracle whip, unarguably the best sandwich spread ever so much better than any mayonnaise.
Pineapple, nothing more needs to be said about it.
Miracle Whip. if it tastes good, it's a Miracle.
You are nuttier than the coating of the log.
This explains your food posts in this thread…
Jeremy Clarkston was never cool enough to be anywhere near a tunnel ram dual quad 427 rock crusher shifted 55 Chevrolet.
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So I am at Walmart scanning and bagging my almost $300 worth of groceries while the employee that wants $15 an hour "monitors" and then this happened.
Her - why are you double bagging all of your groceries?
Me - excuse me?
Her - you are wasting our bags!
Me - if you don't like the way I'm bagging the groceries, feel free to come on over here and bag them yourself.
Her - that's not my job!
Me - okay, then I will bag my groceries how I please if that's all right with you.
Her - why are you using two bags?!
Me - because the bags are weak and I don't want the handles to break or the bottoms to rip out.
Her - well, that's because you are putting too much stuff in the bag. If you took half of that stuff out and put it in a different bag, then you wouldn't need to double bag.
*10 seconds of me just staring at her.
Me - so you want me to split these items in half and put half of them in a different bag so that I don't have to double bag.
Her - exactly.
Me - so I would still be using two bags to hold the same number of items.
Her - no, because you wouldn't be double bagging.
*me pressing two fingers to my left eye in an attempt to make it stop twitching.
Me - okay, so here I have a jug of milk and a bottle of juice double bagged.
If I take the milk out and remove the double bagging and just put the milk in the single bag and the juice in that single bag, I'm still using two bags for these two items.
Her- no, because you are not double bagging them, so it's not the same number of bags.
*me looking around at about 10 other customers who at this point are enjoying the show.
Me- is this like that Common Core math stuff I keep hearing about?
Her- never mind, you just don't get it.
And with that, she went back to her little Podium so she could continue texting or playing games on her phone or whatever it was she was doing before she decided to come over and critique my bagging skils.
We need a barf emoji.
If you follow her logic, then cutting her wages to $7.50 per hour would make her more efficient.
There is definitely a reason she is working for minimum wage....
She has proven her mental capacity to be that of a backup/alternate Walmart greeter.
But the position was already taken.
On the subject of which...
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Want to really piss them off?
At the end when it says choose receipt type, hit "Text" then 111-111-1111. when they ask you to check your receipt,"I left my phone at home."
Works like a charm,.
Nah, just tell them, "I did self receipt check when I did self checkout, I'm good!" and just keep waking.
Or just say, "No" and keep walking.
Or just look surly, and they'll never ask you.
You sound like you would be a total jackass as a landlord.
The tenant is telling you that the fan is making noise, and not just a ticking noise. Even though, it appears, the landlord had not cleaned up around it, serviced the unit regularly, checking pressures, cleaning it out, cleaning the fins, providing a level, clean pad for it to sit on, and now the fan is making noise. I'm guessing it could be a fan blade with a stress fracture ($75), motor ($100) or broken ($125) or loose mounts($5?) but you called throwing a rock on top to dampen the "real issue" the right thing to do. Them when the fan fries/ the systen shuts down (and you are nowhere to be located for days), and you have to fix it while it's 100 degrees in the shade (bitching the whole time).
How thee fuck would you conclude/ call this a $2000 repair or even that the tenant wanted a new unit.
You would probably blame them/ threaten to evict them if the fan motor would have failed without them telling you it was making noise.
If you were my landlord, you would find that rock firmly planted on your windshield when you were called out for a reinspect of the same issue.
I'm that guy.
Are you shitting me?
I'm a few days late, but am I the first to reply with this? Y'all are slipping
Working on new digs for Jurassic Park….
Will have vertical deck board siding and a hinged top.
Nesting boxes on the short side.
Will sit where the 2 barrels are now.
Will have vertical deck board siding and a hinged top.
Nesting boxes on the short side.
Will sit where the 2 barrels are now.
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