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She never did anything for me but if you like flat as a board, butter faced ... go Fap away.
List of TOP 50 Sex Symbols in 1970s:
1-Ursula Andress
2-Anita Ekberg
3-Julie Newmar
4-June Wilkinson
5-Tina Louise
6-Claudia Cardinale
7-Natalie Wood
8-Stella Stevens
9-Elke Sommer
10-Sophia Loren
11-Brigitte Bardot
12-Barbara Eden
13-Virna Lisi
14-Ann-Margret
15-Eartha Kitt
16-Elizabeth Montgomery
17-Catherine Deneuve
18-Diana Rigg
19-Jane Fonda
20-Shirley Eaton
21-Honor Blackman
22-Raquel Welch
23-Yvonne Craig
24-Nancy Kovack
25-Jane Birkin
26-Susan Strasberg
27-Anna Karina
28-Monica Vitti
29-Julie Christie
30-Senta Berger
31-Linda Harrison
32-Faye Dunaway
33-Britt Ekland
34-Barbara Windsor
35-Jacqueline Bisset
36-Jane Seymour
37-Isabelle Adjani
38-Cheryl Ladd
39-Farrah Fawcett
40-Maria Schneider
41-Catherine Bach
42-Ingrid Pitt
43-Cybill Shepherd
44-Lynda Carter
45-Olivia Newton-John
46-Loni Anderson
47-Suzanne Somers
48-Lauren Hutton
49-Barbara Bach
50-Ewa Aulin
No, no, no; you're not fooling any of us. Top 50 - that's your BUCKET LIST!!!
I think you may be mistaken. There is no reason for Raquel to be that low on the list. Top 5 at least!She never did anything for me but if you like flat as a board, butter faced ... go Fap away.
List of TOP 50 Sex Symbols in 1970s:
1-Ursula Andress
2-Anita Ekberg
3-Julie Newmar
4-June Wilkinson
5-Tina Louise
6-Claudia Cardinale
7-Natalie Wood
8-Stella Stevens
9-Elke Sommer
10-Sophia Loren
11-Brigitte Bardot
12-Barbara Eden
13-Virna Lisi
14-Ann-Margret
15-Eartha Kitt
16-Elizabeth Montgomery
17-Catherine Deneuve
18-Diana Rigg
19-Jane Fonda
20-Shirley Eaton
21-Honor Blackman
22-Raquel Welch
23-Yvonne Craig
24-Nancy Kovack
25-Jane Birkin
26-Susan Strasberg
27-Anna Karina
28-Monica Vitti
29-Julie Christie
30-Senta Berger
31-Linda Harrison
32-Faye Dunaway
33-Britt Ekland
34-Barbara Windsor
35-Jacqueline Bisset
36-Jane Seymour
37-Isabelle Adjani
38-Cheryl Ladd
39-Farrah Fawcett
40-Maria Schneider
41-Catherine Bach
42-Ingrid Pitt
43-Cybill Shepherd
44-Lynda Carter
45-Olivia Newton-John
46-Loni Anderson
47-Suzanne Somers
48-Lauren Hutton
49-Barbara Bach
50-Ewa Aulin
Looks like Apple call center vs Microsoft call center
Looks like he saved around $400 to me.
I find it funny that a renter wants someone else to pay for the repair but if they were the owner they would be doing the same thing.
It's easy to spend other people's money.
The HVAC system is 25 years old. It needs a $2000 repair. Homeowners.... Repair it. Renters..... They should put a new system in for $6000 that's why I pay rent
Probably got broke because the renters kids were jumping up and down on top of it
BTW, if any of you are looking for Christmas ideas for me... I take a 14 1/14" pull with a slight cast off and am fine with an skeleton buttplate. No need for squishy leather.
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Been there and done that. Twice at one house. Almost $1100 in repairs because the kid was using the outdoor unit to climb up onto the deck. Renters said that it was under warranty because I had installed it six months earlier. I informed her that the warranty doesn't cover stooopity and physical destruction. It covers manufacturing defects. Your son fits that but the system doesn't. I don't think what I said registered in her brain.
The list is so flawed, I don't know where to start. Yes I do, take that fucking cunt Jane Fonda off of it. How could anyone in their right mind put her before Raquel Welch?
Looks like he needs to move to a rent to own leasing model.
In my relentless search for delicious treats.
What are you talking about?
That recipe has two of the best ingredients ever.
Miracle whip, unarguably the best sandwich spread ever so much better than any mayonnaise.
Pineapple, nothing more needs to be said about it.
Miracle Whip. if it tastes good, it's a Miracle.
You are nuttier than the coating of the log.
This explains your food posts in this thread…
Jeremy Clarkston was never cool enough to be anywhere near a tunnel ram dual quad 427 rock crusher shifted 55 Chevrolet.
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So I am at Walmart scanning and bagging my almost $300 worth of groceries while the employee that wants $15 an hour "monitors" and then this happened.
Her - why are you double bagging all of your groceries?
Me - excuse me?
Her - you are wasting our bags!
Me - if you don't like the way I'm bagging the groceries, feel free to come on over here and bag them yourself.
Her - that's not my job!
Me - okay, then I will bag my groceries how I please if that's all right with you.
Her - why are you using two bags?!
Me - because the bags are weak and I don't want the handles to break or the bottoms to rip out.
Her - well, that's because you are putting too much stuff in the bag. If you took half of that stuff out and put it in a different bag, then you wouldn't need to double bag.
*10 seconds of me just staring at her.
Me - so you want me to split these items in half and put half of them in a different bag so that I don't have to double bag.
Her - exactly.
Me - so I would still be using two bags to hold the same number of items.
Her - no, because you wouldn't be double bagging.
*me pressing two fingers to my left eye in an attempt to make it stop twitching.
Me - okay, so here I have a jug of milk and a bottle of juice double bagged.
If I take the milk out and remove the double bagging and just put the milk in the single bag and the juice in that single bag, I'm still using two bags for these two items.
Her- no, because you are not double bagging them, so it's not the same number of bags.
*me looking around at about 10 other customers who at this point are enjoying the show.
Me- is this like that Common Core math stuff I keep hearing about?
Her- never mind, you just don't get it.
And with that, she went back to her little Podium so she could continue texting or playing games on her phone or whatever it was she was doing before she decided to come over and critique my bagging skils.
We need a barf emoji.
If you follow her logic, then cutting her wages to $7.50 per hour would make her more efficient.
There is definitely a reason she is working for minimum wage....
She has proven her mental capacity to be that of a backup/alternate Walmart greeter.
But the position was already taken.
