Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

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I thought the football guy was boning her because she was a 'breeder?'

The funny thing is that she is anything but... Nasty, skinny, drug-addled, leftist and vaxxed 37 times. Her vaxxed pipes are useless or will be producing three-headed potato's. Well, she probably wants a gimp for extra social credit. She can turn it into a non-binary table ornament... like Cher's kid.

Sirhr
 
“Muffy and I built our 20,000 square foot ski house on top of a mountain so we could look down on everyone and we are here for our annual ski week and this is our road. Our BMW X5 can’t make it up. Vermont needs to pave these roads!” — on every Fakebook Page right now.

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Dear Chad and Muffy:

FUCK. OFF.

Sincerely,

Vermonters
Everyone in VT drives a Subaru……diesel Subaru.
 
Booo....hissss....
Dad jokes rule!
I made an appointment with a customer and he said that the door would be unlocked. He said that he had a doctor's appointment. When I got there he was home so I asked about the appointment. He said that it was just blood work at XYZ diabetes clinic. I told him that I had checked their website but it mandated that I accept cookies.
 
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