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Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

rdinak said:
an uncle of mine was in secret service while Kennedy was in office and then LBJ.

one of his few family stories was being on the detail guarding LBJ at his ranch. The agents were jet lagged and tired. Around 0200 the agents were tired and someone made a pot of coffee. LBJ woke up to the smell of coffee.

He walks into area and curses the men guarding him like dogs. Tells them to never @#$& make coffee in his house again. He was that much of an asshole.

Old uncle didn’t talk much. He was a fabulous man that stayed in incredible shape until his late 70’s. He had seen the elephant but would never tell.
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He used to have his driver and agents stop the car at his ranch out in the puckerbrush so he could take a leak. The agents would stand around him so a sniper could not shoot him (guess they were still thinking of Dallas.)

Johnson would piss on their pant legs… just to be a dick.

He was in the top 5 of Americas worst Presidents and Everything that is fuckd up today traces back to that socialist scumbag.

Sirhr
 
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sirhrmechanic said:
He used to have his driver and agents stop the car at his ranch out in the puckerbrush so he could take a leak. The agents would stand around him so a sniper could not shoot him (guess they were still thinking of Dallas.)

Johnson would piss on their pant legs… just to be a dick.

He was in the top 5 of Americas worst Presidents and Everything that is fuckd up today traces back to that socialist scumbag.

Sirhr
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Sounds like they should have “made a hole” and not worried so much.
 
Longshot231 said:
I had to throw them all away when I got married the first time around. BTW, neither of the ex-wives would cast a reflection in the mirror or could ever be photographed.
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I had an ex-insignificant other™ who was like that. Once a cute redhead with gravity defying tits helped me break the spell, she transformed to reality then disappeared in a pile of smoke after being assaulted with a Mattel "Super Soaker"

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sirhrmechanic said:
He used to have his driver and agents stop the car at his ranch out in the puckerbrush so he could take a leak. The agents would stand around him so a sniper could not shoot him (guess they were still thinking of Dallas.)

Johnson would piss on their pant legs… just to be a dick.

He was in the top 5 of Americas worst Presidents and Everything that is fuckd up today traces back to that socialist scumbag.

Sirhr
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i assume carter,clinton,obama,biden as included?
 
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rdinak said:
an uncle of mine was in secret service while Kennedy was in office and then LBJ.

one of his few family stories was being on the detail guarding LBJ at his ranch. The agents were jet lagged and tired. Around 0200 the agents were tired and someone made a pot of coffee. LBJ woke up to the smell of coffee.

He walks into area and curses the men guarding him like dogs. Tells them to never @#$& make coffee in his house again. He was that much of an asshole.

Old uncle didn’t talk much. He was a fabulous man that stayed in incredible shape until his late 70’s. He had seen the elephant but would never tell.
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He must've known Clint Hill. Mike rowe has had Clint on his podcast 3 times.
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“Muffy and I built our 20,000 square foot ski house on top of a mountain so we could look down on everyone and we are here for our annual ski week and this is our road. Our BMW X5 can’t make it up. Vermont needs to pave these roads!” — on every Fakebook Page right now.

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Dear Chad and Muffy:

FUCK. OFF.

Sincerely,

Vermonters
 
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sirhrmechanic said:
“Muffy and I built our 20,000 square foot ski house on top of a mountain so we could look down on everyone and we are here for our annual ski week and this is our road. Our BMW X5 can’t make it up. Vermont needs to pave these roads!” — on every Fakebook Page right now.

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Dear Chad and Muffy:

FUCK. OFF.

Sincerely,

Vermonters
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Thanks for the reminder. The vacuum line on my driver's side hub needs replaced. Getting out and manually locking in the hubs is sooo 19hundreds.
 
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