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Last time I ate that garbage was over 50 years ago. Sick for 3 days.
Riding hand isn’t anchored, no free hand movement, grip on the bike is too loose. Ride’s not even worth scoring
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You be damn good at what you do in a field too young to have any old guys who think they know how to do it better.
Then You do it 80 -100 hours a week until you retire at 35. Or drop dead.
That’s how it used to be.
Now with inflation, you show up at your social media company where you are a Vice President in charge of transgender reformations… you work 16 hours a week and need a sabbatical to go do mushrooms with a Sherpa named “Phil” who comes from Nebraska. And CNBC thinks you are all Mainstream….
Or you own a roofing company and employ 45 illegal Hondurans. Because those 25 year olds are millionaires! ‘Merika!!!!
Sirhr
Who has a house cleaner now???
Though I admit it… the Schloss is a mess and I’ll be spending my Saturday cleaning.
Sirhr
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Blue, the neighbor’s dog, comes up to our house every morning about 10am. He comes in the pet door and hangs with our dogs all day. He is here when we get home and he stays until we go to bed. I tell him good night as I retire and he soon leaves to go home. He does this every day. The neighbors say they see him in the mornings, he is inside when they wake up…
He absolutely loves my grandson and is just a great dog. He is a lot of company to my 15 year old JRT and he is only 3 years old but acts like such an old soul.
#countrylyfe #caninesharing
He absolutely loves my grandson and is just a great dog. He is a lot of company to my 15 year old JRT and he is only 3 years old but acts like such an old soul.
#countrylyfe #caninesharing
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So $30 a month for the house cleaner?
Now I know why they supporting the invasion and I am guessing the minimum wage war is over.
there's better (or worse) depending on your point of view. like he posts "there are 8 genders in the quran" and gets corrected. or "the founder of the transgender movement was a homosexual muslim man."
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I post this in tribute to my Southern Bretheren.
Because this time we are on the same side.
Sirhr
Because this time we are on the same side.
Sirhr
Stewardess Politely Asks Passengers To Raise Tray Tables Before Takeoff And Also Please Check If The Plane Has Both Wings
CHICAGO, IL — Travelers on a recent airline flight experienced a noticeable difference in the pre-flight instructions, as the stewardess politely asked passengers to raise their tray tables before takeoff and also please check if the plane had both wings.
babylonbee.com
DeSantis says FL will keep supporting TX. OK, that's all well, and good, but TX itself is missing a huge opportunity here.
Militia tourism.
"Come to Texas, and do a tour on the border. Protect your country from invasion."
Man, that could have the entire southern border crawling with free manpower.
I can just see the lefties shitting their pants as every redneck in the country jumps in their truck, and heads down there... lol.
Our society is so fucking stupid I have to laugh sometimes. Westerners worship the fucking tv. These people are retards masquerading as dimbasses.
Most dogs are a step above almost all the humans I have met.Blue, the neighbor’s dog, comes up to our house every morning about 10am. He comes in the pet door and hangs with our dogs all day. He is here when we get home and he stays until we go to bed. I tell him good night as I retire and he soon leaves to go home. He does this every day. The neighbors say they see him in the mornings, he is inside when they wake up…
He absolutely loves my grandson and is just a great dog. He is a lot of company to my 15 year old JRT and he is only 3 years old but acts like such an old soul.
#countrylyfe #caninesharing
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Shit I want to know how to spend $40 on my cell phone and $20 on internet!
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25ish years ago my boss called me in the middle of the night in a bad rain storm, "You want to come in for some overtime? We need to clear some drains." We went to one of the buildings, down in the basement there was setup just like this, sort of a "garden well", a large pit like area landscaped with outside stairs leading down, a small patio are and a table and chairs. My boss had brought his waders because he thought he was going down in it to clear the drain. But when we got there we were faced with something like this. We went down in the basement to see just how deep the water was, and it was easily 5 feet deep. He walks up to the window and starts tapping on the glass! I screamed at him to stop. lmao
The craziest part was there was a door. How the damn thing wasn't leaking like a sinking ship I'll never know. There was some water off the floor, but considering there was probably 2-3k gallons on the other side of the glass, the relatively few gallons of water on the floor was amazing.
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