Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

[Gee Kay]

 

[Mike Casselton]

That thing is like sticking your finger in your ass, than licking it, to determine if you need to shit.

Wait. Whut?

This is all new to me.
How are you supposed to do it?

 

[fpgt72]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

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Deleted fisting scene from Brokeback mountain?

Some context? If someone killed something... need pictures! ;-)

Sirhr

 

[theLBC]

 

[theLBC]

 

[theLBC]

 

[Pharmseller]

Deleted fisting scene from Brokeback mountain?

Some context? If someone killed something... need pictures! ;-)

Sirhr

Ewww…

Father and son fist bumping after field dressing son’s first buck.




P

 

[Pharmseller]

Or maybe Dexter?




P

 

[Twins82]

Be a self motivated mechanic welder fix it all ,and come to work for me

 

[MadDuner]

Be a self motivated mechanic welder fix it all ,and come to work for me

I tried importing one from Montana.
That "self-motivated" part was missing.

 

[Modoc]

 

[frustrated]

algebra...sure...

calculus...ive used once in nearly 2 decades of engineering...and in case anyone is wondering, the equation for DIN ski bindings is a quadratic equation that iterates exponentially...

cursive...i have never written in cursive a day in my life...

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Due to worsening tremors I have been reduced to printing too.

 

[theLBC]

 

[CamW]

 

[CamW]

 

[hk9176251]

View attachment 8335227I like your truck what kind and size are the tires I would like to get a set for my son for his high boy

 

[DuneBoer]

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Sorry not my truck. Just some Ford Truck Porn I found.
Love your sons truck!

 

[timesublime]

 

[timesublime]

 

[theLBC]

 

[Maggot]

Moron blows up new car.

 

[Gee Kay]

 

[Gee Kay]

 

[Gee Kay]

 

[Gee Kay]

 

[Gee Kay]

 

[Gee Kay]

 

[Gee Kay]

 

[Devildog]

 

[Devildog]

 

[Devildog]

 

[Devildog]

 

[Lug Nut]

Near Ridgway CO.

 

[Daddyusmaximus]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lug Nut]

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Is that a Brown Recluse? Cuz that’s a good way to know your doctor.

 

[UKDslayer]

Their competiton has received FDA appoval and has been doing it about a year.

 

[UKDslayer]

Is that a Brown Recluse? Cuz that’s a good way to know your doctor.

No, brown recluses are much smaller - about a third in size. Looks like an exoskeleton (yes they shed) of a edit after saw pic below: sun spider.

Before I realized spiders shed, I thought I just an abundace of spiders with vitiligo.

 

[Marinevet1]

Near Ridgway CO.

Beautiful area, we love Ouray.......

 

[The D]

Is that a Brown Recluse? Cuz that’s a good way to know your doctor.

Looks like a sun spider

 

[armorpl8chikn]

I told you he wasn't your friend.
Not "you" you....you know...the royal "you".

 

[Ramius]

 

[Silverjay]

Near Ridgway CO.

Mom is buried not far from here. A lot worse views out there.

 

[Rookie]

Looks like a wind scorpion to me. Harmless but scary looking. Try to be upwind when you smash em. They stink.

 

[Sniff]

Looks like one a sun spider

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I'm not normally bothered by spiders (and I know that's not actually a true spider) or other creepy-crawleys, but that thing puts a shiver up and down my spine.

It's a horrible looking thing.

 

[Gee Kay]

Near Ridgway CO.

id be surprised if a painting doesnt exist of exactly this, gorgeous landscape!

 

[Gee Kay]

 

[Gee Kay]

not a deep sea swimmer, but looks legit

 

[Gee Kay]