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I was tinkering in the garage and the daughters boyfriend stopped by. I handed him a couple bottles of fuel treatment and asked him to put one in each car. He walked round and round the cars for a few minutes and then asked where are the gas caps. Behind the license plate, I said. Well how's that work? Once I showed him. He thought that was the greatest thing ever.
 
So here's the conspiracy theory of the day.
Might not be a "theory"...

I read this article a few years ago, still seems to be on track.

- The Bretton Woods system has reached it's end

- Hedge funds want massive inflation:

December 18, 2020
“the world is being taken over by the hedge funds at the moment… more powerful than governments.
They are taking over right now. The governments don’t matter anymore.”

"So we’ll get inflation and they will have to inject ever more money because our system is based on growth.
The world financial system and the world economic system is based on growth.
They will have to inject more money, ever more money.
They will have to lower interest rates, even farther.

And the rational consequence of all this is inflation.
And this inflation will soon go over into a hyperinflation.
And then we’re going to see conditions like in Germany in 1922/23, or like in Zimbabwe at the end of the last century.

But that is also something that the big players in the system want because they’ve taken on more debt than ever before.
And the only way to get rid of debt is by inflation.
So inflation will rid them of their debt.
And if they get into the pole position, when the restart comes, they will have gotten rid of all their debt and they will be able to start again.
And they will be very, very powerful, more powerful than before."


More recently, I read this book.
Turns out all the 401K, IRA, retirement stocks and bonds in my retirement account are not actually mine,
they have been collateralized by the hedge funds.
In the next crash, the hedge funds have priority to liquidate these assets, my position is subordinate, so I get nothing.

Hey! I'll just buy some Gold....or ammo, or whatever will work in the barter system
No, wait, Bitcoin is the answer...or possibly Dutch tulips......
 
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More, more, gimme More, I want to glow in the dark and live forever, just like joe and all the west coast elites tell me I will. More, make it ten, twenty, thirty maybe FOURTY
 
This one was pretty good:
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I have another somewhere in my library but can't recall the title or author.

This is the book I was referencing. By a Marine Colonel who really does a great job of showing the Phoenix was a highly-successful special operations and psychological campaign. Despite the fact that the lefties have 'accused' Phoenix of being everything from genocide to a CIA cover for smuggling everything from heroin to diamonds.

Even the Ken Burns series Vietnam (which had his commie assistant Lynn Novak's commie leftist POS fingerprints all over it) jumped all over it in true sycophantic socialist "Oh but the Church Committee" fashion.

If Vietnam had started as a Phoenix program in 1962... instead of turning into a 'boots on the ground' heavy footprint war, it would have been over in no time. The lessons from Phoenix should have been that targeting your enemy surgically, never letting them sleep for fear of assasination in their beds or at any moment, and NOT subjecting the population to division after division of kinetically-trained soldiers is the way you fight a counter-insurgency.

Well, try telling that to ring knockers and congressmen who get their campaign funds and retirement packages from Lockheed and Dow Chemicals. How DID Cocaine Mitch amass a fortune of $170 million in personal wealth on a $175K a year salary, anyway.

And they're investigating Trump's finances...

If America comes apart at the seams like the left wants, I can tell you that the whole nasty business will look exactly like the Phoenix Program. So better learn it.

Great book!

Sirhr
Another good one I listened to a while ago