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If you're lucky you get a "snack" in 2024, realy lucky maybe a choice. But I haven't seen peanuts in a while.
No shit! You'd think "safety harness securely attached" would be at the top of the pre-flight checklist. Lucky mofo for sure.
The fucking allergy nazis killed peanuts on flights…If you're lucky you get a "snack" in 2024, realy lucky maybe a choice. But I haven't seen peanuts in a while.
This is a friend of mine testing his front suspension.
Put a rock on it.
Did you put him on ignore by accident while trying to ignore hippy-steve?
Hopefully nothing bad has happened and he's basking in a grove of pineapple trees.
Was wondering the same thing…
Probably kidnapped by hippies who are holding him for ransom in some “occupy Portland” tent city.
We may need to rescue him!
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Well, after watching the traffic cameras since Thursday, @SONIC SAAMI is probably out using the dodge to rescue Tesla and Prius drivers. 
Just because I know how to drive in snow, have a 4x4, and tire chains, doesn’t mean that I’ll go on an 1800 mile road trip during our worst storm of the season (so far). Tire chains are to get home, not to leave home.
Just because I know how to drive in snow, have a 4x4, and tire chains, doesn’t mean that I’ll go on an 1800 mile road trip during our worst storm of the season (so far). Tire chains are to get home, not to leave home.
I see exactly how it happened… but am wondering how they get it down without breaking it in half…. Maybe they can get a crane or a flatbed in close enough.
Because if they drop that, it’s going to split right in the middle.
Sirhr
Well he's probably lost if he's looking for nonexistent pineapple trees. Not only that, he will probably be disappointed if he finds coconuts instead.
My parents use to tell me that money didn't grow on trees. Why didn't they tell me the truth about pineapples? Is that something that is only talked about in adult circles?
What other life-enriching secrets have been kept from me?
It dorsn't rattle anymore, though.
It's just a garden snake...also known as a black racer (I think?).
But, beings it is right next to the feedline terminals, let nature take it's course....shouldn't be long.
Just a black snake. They are good to keep around. They will keep the rodent population down as well as the copper heads and other bad snakes.
I've had one living in my detached garage for ten years now. Kinda getting worried about him though. We've not found a shed from him since a really bad freeze a few months ago. He was about 8ft long the last time I saw him.
At a friend's house to pick up targets. We walk out to his shop and he says, "Don't step on Joe."
WTF is Joe?
"Oh, he's a black snake. I leave him alone so I don't have mice. There he is, right under the step."
Dude, that's a cottonmouth!
Pineapple allergy
Get something to gently lift the tree from the non-tractor end.... or begin cutting short sections off the fallen part until the balance is close enough for the tractor to become the heavier end.
