Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

[HPIguy]

Hmmm Politly saying, "I think your numbers are somewhat off" LOL

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RS 3 Sportback TFSI (299 kW) performance edition​

Engine type	Inline 5-cylinder engine
Displacement in cc / bore x stroke in mm / compression	2480 / 82.5 x 92.8 / 10.0
Max. power output in kW (hp) / at rpm	299 (407) / 5700 - 7000

Looks like I was off by 4HP. Keep in mind the sportback is not brought into the US.

SPECIFICATION | 2022 AUDI RS3
Engine: 2,490cc, five-cylinder turbo
Transmission: 7-speed dual-clutch auto, four-wheel drive
Power (hp): 400@5,600-7,000rpm
Torque (lb ft): 369@2,250-5,600rpm
0-62mph: 3.8 seconds
Top speed: 155mph (174mph and 180mph optional)
Weight: 1,570kg (DIN unladen)
MPG: 31.4
CO2: 205g/km
Price: £50,900 (standard Sportback; standard saloon £51,900. RS3 Carbon Black from £55,550, Launch Edition from £56,900 and Vorsprung from £58,650)

2022 Audi RS3 Sportback | PH Review

Is it third time lucky for the RS3 as a driver's car?

www.pistonheads.com

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[cooper barrett]

Looks like I was off by 4HP. Keep in mind the sportback is not brought into the US.

SPECIFICATION | 2022 AUDI RS3
Engine: 2,490cc, five-cylinder turbo
Transmission: 7-speed dual-clutch auto, four-wheel drive
Power (hp): 400@5,600-7,000rpm
Torque (lb ft): 369@2,250-5,600rpm
0-62mph: 3.8 seconds
Top speed: 155mph (174mph and 180mph optional)
Weight: 1,570kg (DIN unladen)
MPG: 31.4
CO2: 205g/km
Price: £50,900 (standard Sportback; standard saloon £51,900. RS3 Carbon Black from £55,550, Launch Edition from £56,900 and Vorsprung from £58,650)

2022 Audi RS3 Sportback | PH Review

Is it third time lucky for the RS3 as a driver's car?

www.pistonheads.com

I'm not interested in Twisties in a 4 door crossover. I have options.

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

I'm not interested in Twisties in a 4 door crossover. I have options.

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That first pic is 22 years old?

 

[Lawless]

 

[Devildog]

 

[Lawless]

 

[lyman]

or,

go work in a food stamp/EBT store on the day the $$ drops on the EBT cards,

lived that dream 5 yrs,

 

[lariat]

Waffle House is awesome. Until it isn’t. The hash browns are usually spot on.

 

[cooper barrett]

Waffle House is awesome. Until it isn’t. The hash browns are usually spot on.

fried in a list of chemicals neither of us can pronounce

 

[The D]

fried in a list of chemicals neither of us can pronounce

Yeah but do you really care about something so trivial when you’re shithouse drunk at 3:30 in the morning?

 

[mosin46]

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same with cats

 

[Ramius]

 

[cooper barrett]

Yeah but do you really care about something so trivial when you’re shithouse drunk at 3:30 in the morning?

What about your "other vices? Oh at 3AM if they have 5 legs and are crawling out of her ass, At 3am ,

you "eat ass"?

 

[doubloon]

 

[cas6969]

 

[HPIguy]

I'm not interested in Twisties in a 4 door crossover. I have options.

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Yeah, but I can haul guns and all my range stuff in the hatch. Nice rides!!

 

[Maser]

 

[Maser]

They're coming for your kids!

 

[cooper barrett]

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[timesublime]

 

[riverside jeep]

can anyone claim drift wood? I mean, that's 2 years worth of winters that washed up.

You'll get tired of sharpening your saw after the first 5 minutes

 

[timesublime]

 

[Longshot231]

 

[Longshot231]

 

[101st]

Lol Ted talk talking to Rogan. Right vs. Left. Perfect example.

 

[cas6969]

Say wot? I mean, it's 6.5 Creedmoor so I get the Unisex thing, but adult?

 

[918v]

Say wot? I mean, it's 6.5 Creedmoor so I get the Unisex thing, but adult?

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That’s what they think of you. Why are you even on that site?

 

[TexPatriot]

They're coming for your kids!

I bet that was in some shithole where robbers on motorcycles prey on victims and that monkey witnessed it. Monkey see, monkey do.

 

[Laseredge]

 

[101st]

Don Lemon had an opportunity to make millions on X and he fucked it up by pissing off the boss. Good, Fuck Don the dumb asshole.

 

[powdahound76]

My hunting partner is stuck at home…

Above Evergreen a ways.

Normal height deck rail

 

[theLBC]

 

[timesublime]

 

[sandhiller]

My hunting partner is stuck at home…
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Above Evergreen a ways.

Normal height deck rail

Heard you guys got slammed out there
We got nothing but wind.
Could use a little snow
But not that much!
At least it's middle of March, it'll melt

 

[cooper barrett]

 

[Devildog]

 

[Devildog]

 

[cooper barrett]

 

[philly1010]

same with cats