Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

[Mike Islander]

Yeah, they did that to us in dive school. Easy. Then this. After weeks of hard work my buddy panicked and surfaced. Gone that day. New buddy was my roommate, a recon Marine named Holt. They would have had to drown both of us before we would have surfaced.

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[diggler1833]

I pick Lewis. Poor bastard will regret the day he let's one go and initiates a game of battleshits.

Actually, I guess I'm basically Lewis.

 

[91Eunozs]

…yeah, they all dead.

 

[Jscb1b]

Fuck the juice.

 

[Longshot231]

 

[Ramius]

 

[ironman56]

Fuck the juice.

Fuck that ,I'm locking the door , from the outside.

 

[Conaso]

Dude, not the dumbest looking blond - the one with the biggest tits! Didn't you listen to what your father told you.

 

[ironman56]

I have never owned a iPhone , does that make me a oppressed minority, do I get points shaved off my white privilege, what about some affirmative action for this poor white redneck, hmmmmm ,might be on to something here.

 

[Pandelerium1138]

Dayzie, I'll eventually go nose blind. 2nd choice Lewis, for the same reason. Or engage in competitive farting.

 

[theLBC]

 

[Maser]

 

[Dead Eye Dick]

 

[Dead Eye Dick]

 

[pmclaine]

Yeah, they did that to us in dive school. Easy. Then this.

That’s mean…..

 

[EddieNFL]

I have never owned a iPhone , does that make me a oppressed minority, do I get points shaved off my white privilege, what about some affirmative action for this poor white redneck, hmmmmm ,might be on to something here.

Outgoing on my iphone are green bubble, white text. All incoming are black bubble, white text. My phone must be defective...or racist.

 

[Devildog]

 

[hlee]

Dayzie, I'll eventually go nose blind. 2nd choice Lewis, for the same reason. Or engaged in competitive farting.

Wallace. He’s not long for this world. Sure, there is the chance that you get to work one day to find a dead body, but now you’ve got your own office…

 

[timesublime]

 

[502Chevelle]

Those pool hits weren’t that bad. Seriously. On a good hit, they swim up behind you, wait for you to exhale, then snatch your regulator out, pass it between your tanks and loop the hose over the end of the manifold, effectively locking it in place. Your mask has been gone 60 minutes, and you can’t see shit, cause your eyes are swollen shut. They start snatching the quick release straps off your tanks, and if you let them get your tanks away from you, you fail. If you let go of, or get pulled away from your buddy you fail. I didn’t see one buddy in that video. The whole time they are pretty much beating the shit out of you and you aren’t allowed to fight back. You just have to lock it all down and refuse to give in. Fucking refuse! If you go to the surface, you fail! Refuse! I don’t care how much pool water you drink or inhale, Refuse! Don’t worry, if you pass out under water, they will pull you out and revive you. Guess what happens next? You get back in the pool and do it again. Come up, take my tanks, make me leave my buddy? NO!

 

[GrantB]

Yeah, they did that to us in dive school. Easy. Then this. After weeks of hard work my buddy panicked and surfaced. Gone that day. New buddy was my roommate, a recon Marine named Holt. They would have had to drown both of us before we would have surfaced.

I’ve had worse than that from a swarm of sheaphead after my fish and being drug through an oil rig by a 75lb amberjack that I didn’t stone and at 150’ to boot

 

[Old Man with Gun]

And I thought I had intricate fantasies?

 

[sirhrmechanic]

A good rider will never see ABS engage. It's a safety and panic feature that has been proven over and over again to stop the bike faster than you can. You're free to dislike it all you want, but ABS on bikes does save lives just like it does in cars.

100 percent agree. Until you are in Labrador 500
Miles from nowhere and the abs computer goes out and your bike goes into lockdown and won’t run…. And the nearest dealer is 1000 road
Miles away.

Technology is great until It isn’t!

Sirhr

 

[sirhrmechanic]

That’s mean…..

Haven’t you ever watched a James Bond movie?

Don’t you know that there is constant hand to hand combat among scuba armies? It has to be done. Otherwise, these poor divers will never survive their spearfishing grappling mask, pulling tank, ripping wars with the forces of Spectre and SMERSH.

Sirhr

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

The term “Pittsburgh rare” for steaks came
From workers putting meat on slabs of just poured steel At mills.

Bring in raw meat.

A few seconds a side…
And presto, perfect steak!

Sirhr

Ps. I always order Pittsburgh rare (which is black on the outside and bloody blue inside.). It the waiter doesn’t know “ Pittsburgh rare”, order the chicken because you aren’t in a steakhouse!!

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

Channeling Luke Duke in a 1970 Dodge power wagon

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Ramius]

 

[theLBC]

 

[Mike Islander]

Those pool hits weren’t that bad. Seriously. On a good hit, they swim up behind you, wait for you to exhale, then snatch your regulator out, pass it between your tanks and loop the hose over the end of the manifold, effectively locking it in place. Your mask has been gone 60 minutes, and you can’t see shit, cause your eyes are swollen shut. They start snatching the quick release straps off your tanks, and if you let them get your tanks away from you, you fail. If you let go of, or get pulled away from your buddy you fail. I didn’t see one buddy in that video. The whole time they are pretty much beating the shit out of you and you aren’t allowed to fight back. You just have to lock it all down and refuse to give in. Fucking refuse! If you go to the surface, you fail! Refuse! I don’t care how much pool water you drink or inhale, Refuse! Don’t worry, if you pass out under water, they will pull you out and revive you. Guess what happens next? You get back in the pool and do it again. Come up, take my tanks, make me leave my buddy? NO!

Yeah, I was there (Panama City) in the early 80s. Just as you describe. Just grabbed the shortest pool hits video I could find.

Thankfully I was a river gold dredge miner since age 15. Working under boulders the size of a bus in 39 degree water as the ground crumbled beneath them was good prep for all those SEALs on shore duty cared to dish out.

 

[Dead Eye Dick]

 

[mikeshaw2]

I've always wondered why trophy trucks don't do well at the Dakar

M

 

[theLBC]