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You guys are some sick motherfuckers. Everyone knows what you are thinking.
I think you mean “When you’re a marine and use a pellet smoker”.
I was the only one that did CICS in the beginning. Some of my error messages in the test region were, ET call home, after you error entering data you are now on double secret probation, you are now in the house of the rising sun, little red riding hood I would like to ……and so on . A few times I did not take out all of my test messages, I thought it was funny!Yeah, all the batch back-end stuff (that required hotel stays) was MVS/XA then ESA mainframe. Although, in my case, it was IMS DB/DC (well the DB part (DL1 - Hierarchical)). We used standard CICS for the communication. Now, for back-end batch, these guys would always convert the data bases to flat files and process the flat files, then re-converting them to DBs.
At the interim company beyond this one but before Wall St., it was still mainframe and CICS, but it was standard DB2. We used a CICS facilitator product called TELON. It helped you reduce time drawing CICS Maps and debugging them. Funny. For the longest time, I did not realize that DB2 Tables were just glorified VSAM files, anyway!
Wall St. was pure Client/Server using SUN/OS V880 and V1280 servers and using Sybase ASE for the DB. Of course, Solaris 8 and 10 workstations.
You guys are some sick motherfuckers. Everyone knows what you are thinking.
We also call them shy-pokes or cream shitters.
Driver even had the balls to snap the pic from the driver's seat.
Oh look. Illegals.....
FJBOh look. Illegals.....
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My best. Found this when we came home after an ugly storm. The door was about 6 months old.I got one once where the photo was taken on the seat of his truck. WTF does that prove? lol
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Hey you know, the front steps are like 10 yards away, I can't walk THAT far.