Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

[LeftyJason]

LoL…. You Bastard! You just cost me $500

Grabbed a boonie cap…then started browsing around, and wound up ordering pants, a field jacket, and a combat shirt in their desert camo pattern. Should work very well for hunting in my AO

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Their articles are pretty good too… I‘m actually kinda diggin’ their style!

Articles - Varusteleka

Articles.

www.varusteleka.com

I have yet to buy anything from them.

 

[iceng]

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It scares me that someone will eventually install this so badly, it will come with a warning about electrocution and bowel movements.

 

[lariat]

It scares me that someone will eventually install this so badly, it will come with a warning about electrocution and bowel movements.

Bowel movements are a sign you did it wrong. Like most things in life. I wonder if most would be able to figure that fact out.

 

[iceng]

Sort of like a Litmus test ? Theres a joke in there somewhere...

 

[Ramius]

 

[Gee Kay]

 

[Longshot231]

Chief: I need someone to paint the boat.

Sailor: I will do it!

Chief: Now that's what I like; a sailor that shows some initiative. Son, you will go far in this man's Navy!

 

[Gee Kay]

 

[Gee Kay]

 

[fpgt72]

I love his stuff. True boat nerd stuff. There are several others out there for tank nerds and plane nerds.

 

[Dead Eye Dick]

Are You man enough to call it a skirt????

 

[Dead Eye Dick]

And now for the Real Men

Commando Kilt

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www.511tactical.com

Somehow, someway, I just don’t think this fellow’s wrist is very limp, no matter what he wears

 

[Dead Eye Dick]

Somehow, someway, I feel sure I am gonna be flamed to death on this post April Fools day .

 

[iceng]

Its a badge of honour.. also, i own one.

 

[Longshot231]

Are You man enough to call it a skirt????

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And now for the Real Men

Somehow, someway, I just don’t think this fellow’s wrist is very limp, no matter what he wears

Commando Kilt

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www.511tactical.com

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So would the term, "man-dress" be too upsetting for the wearer to hear?

 

[fpgt72]

LoL…. You Bastard! You just cost me $500

Grabbed a boonie cap…then started browsing around, and wound up ordering pants, a field jacket, and a combat shirt in their desert camo pattern. Should work very well for hunting in my AO

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Their articles are pretty good too… I‘m actually kinda diggin’ their style!

Articles - Varusteleka

Articles.

www.varusteleka.com

Been buying stuff from them for years, you will find when you get the items they are top shelf.

 

[johnnycat]

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Soylent Green was a really disturbing movie

 

[cas6969]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Soylent Green was a really disturbing movie

Those people-eating apes from Planet 9 will get you every time!

 

[sirhrmechanic]

LoL…. You Bastard! You just cost me $500

Grabbed a boonie cap…then started browsing around, and wound up ordering pants, a field jacket, and a combat shirt in their desert camo pattern. Should work very well for hunting in my AO

View attachment 8386891
Their articles are pretty good too… I‘m actually kinda diggin’ their style!

Articles - Varusteleka

Articles.

www.varusteleka.com

Not spending $500 on camo…. But this is awesome!!

 

[theLBC]

won't bother to mention who most if those 1.6% were...

 

[Old Man with Gun]

won't bother to mention who most if those 1.6% were...

In 1860, 1% of white southern families owned 200 or more human beings, but in states of the Confederacy, at least 20% owned at least one and in MS and SC ran as high as fifty percent.”

 

[Laseredge]

Varusteleka winter camo and 5.11 kilts in my closet

 

[Devildog]

 

[Devildog]

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

Hershey the Wonder Hound on the weekly trash trip.

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He's wondering WTH? Jumper cables and hand sanitizer? You've never brought these with us before. Maybe today's not a good day for a ride.

 

[EddieNFL]

In 1860, 1% of white southern families owned 200 or more human beings, but in states of the Confederacy, at least 20% owned at least one and in MS and SC ran as high as fifty percent.”

Track them down and demand they compensate the slaves they owned.

 

[babyguppy]

LoL…. You Bastard! You just cost me $500

Grabbed a boonie cap…then started browsing around, and wound up ordering pants, a field jacket, and a combat shirt in their desert camo pattern. Should work very well for hunting in my AO

View attachment 8386891
Their articles are pretty good too… I‘m actually kinda diggin’ their style!

Articles - Varusteleka

Articles.

www.varusteleka.com

I still love this stuff for desert

 

[Dead Eye Dick]

Track them down and demand they compensate the slaves they owned.

Back around 1963 or so, my father hired a 14 year old to work full time, over the summer on the swing shift of a small business he was partnering in. This makes him pretty much in violation of the child labor laws. I used the money I earned that summer to purchase a horse. I sure enjoyed having that horse. (Yes it was yours truly)

There is a repercussion from this employment. One of the workers, a seamstress named Doris Brazzel, worked for him. She later left the company and took employment as a dorm mother at NLSC, now University of Louisiana at Monroe.

A nice and very good looking young lady named Brenda Pickett was one of her charges, They became close. Brenda had been burned with some really sour blind dates and was offered another….She asked Ms Brazzell if she had ever heard of a Will Kirste. Ms. Brazzel said she not only knew Mr.Kirste, but thought very much of him and highly recommended him. So, Brenda went out on that date, and as they say, the rest is history…. We’ve been married over 50 years and the girl still loves to go shooting.

I am that fellow, Will Kirste, and Brenda is my wife. Knowing me as well as I do, i often wondered what I did to impress Ms. Brazzel, but a sweet lady she was.

So, should the department of labor track down my father and fine him and the business that is no longer in existence for giving me a job and a wonderful wife and life?????

 

[babyguppy]

Track them down and demand they compensate the slaves they owned.

what about the black people that owned slaves...
What about all the Irish and Scottish that were sold as slaves?
What about where the word Slave comes from.. Slav..
and man with a gun is a commie, so all his posts are as accurate as obama or biden speaking
more white people were taken to Africa as slaves, then Africans to north America
Africa was the last continent to have slaves; and Africa and the Ottomans were upset when the 'white' people forced them to end the slave trade.
when's Kamala, the USA's VP, going to pay for her family owning and trading slaves?

 

[Old Man with Gun]

Track them down and demand they compensate the slaves they owned.

Reparations is stupid, kind of like people who don't get the facts straight.

 

[Dead Eye Dick]

Reparations is stupid, kind of like people who don't get the facts straight.

Stupid yes, but it’s not about facts or people or injustice, it is just as college load forgiveness just another effort to buy votes.

 

[lariat]

Back around 1963 or so, my father hired a 14 year old to work full time, over the summer on the swing shift of a small business he was partnering in. This makes him pretty much in violation of the child labor laws. I used the money I earned that summer to purchase a horse. I sure enjoyed having that horse. (Yes it was yours truly)

There is a repercussion from this employment. One of the workers, a seamstress named Doris Brazzel, worked for him. She later left the company and took employment as a dorm mother at NLSC, now University of Louisiana at Monroe.

A nice and very good looking young lady named Brenda Pickett was one of her charges, They became close. Brenda had been burned with some really sour blind dates and was offered another….She asked Ms Brazzell if she had ever heard of a Will Kirste. Ms. Brazzel said she not only knew Mr.Kirste, but thought very much of him and highly recommended him. So, Brenda went out on that date, and as they say, the rest is history…. We’ve been married over 50 years and the girl still loves to go shooting.

I am that fellow, Will Kirste, and Brenda is my wife. Knowing me as well as I do, i often wondered what I did to impress Ms. Brazzel, but a sweet lady she was.

So, should the department of labor track down my father and fine him and the business that is no longer in existence for giving me a job and a wonderful wife and life?????

I see the point you made there, and it is a good one. Unfortunately no one wants to make it out loud. Probably because it brings up the point that the advantages that came out of slavery were real but also frittered away and those who did and do so are the ones really responsible. The truth is not the desired narrative.

 

[quietmike]

In 1860, 1% of white southern families owned 200 or more human beings, but in states of the Confederacy, at least 20% owned at least one and in MS and SC ran as high as fifty percent.”

Not white families, democrat families.

 

[Old Man with Gun]

what about the black people that owned slaves...
What about all the Irish and Scottish that were sold as slaves?
What about where the word Slave comes from.. Slav..
and man with a gun is a commie, so all his posts are as accurate as obama or biden speaking
more white people were taken to Africa as slaves, then Africans to north America
Africa was the last continent to have slaves; and Africa and the Ottomans were upset when the 'white' people forced them to end the slave trade.
when's Kamala, the USA's VP, going to pay for her family owning and trading slaves?

This is why it is a stupid idea, history has winners and losers, get over it. Most people captured as slaves would have been killed if not sold.

 

[fpgt72]

Those people-eating apes from Planet 9 will get you every time!

As we are talking about this stuff.....

 

[101st]

Cocaine Coon ? California libtard Animal Control.

 

[101st]

Nailed it.

 

[260284]

I had a smaller than usual gathering for Easter, one of my sons and my son in law are firefighters and had to work. I smoked a pork loin and my other son, daughter, two of the grandsons and a few close friends joined us for lunch after church. The almost 3 yr old found some eggs and got into a losing water fight with his uncle.

 

[santee116]

In 1860, 1% of white southern families owned 200 or more human beings, but in states of the Confederacy, at least 20% owned at least one and in MS and SC ran as high as fifty percent.”

In my hometown, a "free" African American owned about 50. That was an interesting item of history to learn, in my middle school SC History class. It created quite a discussion amongst my "peers".....

Ellison House - The Green Book of South Carolina

This house, which was built c. 1816, was purchased in 1838 by William Ellison, a free African American. Ellison became a successful plantation owner. He owned and operated a cotton gin and owned almost fifty slaves. His house is included in the Stateburg Historic District. KEYWORDS: NATIONAL...

greenbookofsc.com

 

[EddieNFL]

Reparations is stupid, kind of like people who don't get the facts straight.

Even more stupid are people missing the point while it’s poking them in the eye.

 

[EddieNFL]

what about the black people that owned slaves...
What about all the Irish and Scottish that were sold as slaves?
What about where the word Slave comes from.. Slav..
and man with a gun is a commie, so all his posts are as accurate as obama or biden speaking
more white people were taken to Africa as slaves, then Africans to north America
Africa was the last continent to have slaves; and Africa and the Ottomans were upset when the 'white' people forced them to end the slave trade.
when's Kamala, the USA's VP, going to pay for her family owning and trading slaves?

Well…that’s different and doesn’t count!

 

[GBMaryland]

Even more stupid are people missing the point while it’s poking them in the eye.

Given that my family wasn’t even in the country during all of this stuff, I don’t really see why I should pay even more money in taxes to pay reparations to anybody….

 

[MadDuner]

Given that my family wasn’t even in the country during all of this stuff, I don’t really see why I should pay even more money in taxes to pay reparations to anybody….

That’s going to he ine if the “perks” of having all that white privilege.

 

[Dead Eye Dick]

So would the term, "man-dress" be too upsetting for the wearer to hear?

don’t ask me, ask the fellow with the five foot long sword.

 

[Ramius]

 

[EddieNFL]

Given that my family wasn’t even in the country during all of this stuff, I don’t really see why I should pay even more money in taxes to pay reparations to anybody….

I’m guessing you quoted the wrong post. ???

 

[Lawless]

 

[doubloon]

I’m guessing you quoted the wrong post. ???

Is Wong back? That guy is awesome. What did he say? I missed it. Can you quote it here?

 

[Lawless]