Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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Found in your Moms bookcase, or Maggot's Moms????
Huh, mine is really bright with some blinking lights
It says "If you can read this, your dick is longer than 4 inches"......sorry guys!
I saw a homeless man & I asked him if I gave him $20 would you buy booze?
He said no he hadn't had a beer in years. Then I said if I give you $20 will you buy Jeep parts? He again said no, he got rid of his Jeep 15 years ago.
So then I said I'll do you better than $20. I'll take you home get you all cleaned up. My wife will cook a fantastic meal for you. Then I'll bring you back & still give you $20.
He asked me won't she get mad? I said it didn't matter.
I just wanted her to see what happens to a man when he stops drinking & driving Jeeps.
He said no he hadn't had a beer in years. Then I said if I give you $20 will you buy Jeep parts? He again said no, he got rid of his Jeep 15 years ago.
So then I said I'll do you better than $20. I'll take you home get you all cleaned up. My wife will cook a fantastic meal for you. Then I'll bring you back & still give you $20.
He asked me won't she get mad? I said it didn't matter.
I just wanted her to see what happens to a man when he stops drinking & driving Jeeps.
Two seconds ago, she was standing infront of a maple tree and plush green lawn....careful boys!
