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Any landing you can walk away from is a good one!
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Oblique kick to the knee.
Wish that would have happened. Just look at the expression on the blobs face. After IT went down it needed a little attn with a knee or two to the blubber belt....or head.

Fuck I hate fat fucks. And I don't mean heavy or big, I mean these fucking fat blobs. She was wore out just walking around the ring that many times, the fit girl knew it.
 
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I saw that happen in a Walmart parking lot.

And why did her corner man try and give her water? Did she get thirsty walking around the ring?

He should have given her a doughnut.

Well, not water in a cup, anyway.


Sirhr
 
I know a guy who did it… in an excellent class taught by Rob Pincus (sp?). He got his mag discombobulated and slammed it in backwards.

Required tools to remove. He got PT smoked for that one.

Lesson is that mags need be stored oriented correctly and exactly the same direction and orientation (aka make it a policy) so they can be grabbed and inserted by muscle memory and with no manipulation.

So the 9” finger screams photoshop… but the issue is real! And grabbing a magazine and slamming it in a well backwards when under stress (Pincus did an excellent stress course)… you can make it fit. Sort of.

Sirhr

Ps. I showed up to that class in a new vest. I got smoked for wearing a new piece of gear to a class. Had to roll around in the dirt until it wasn’t new. Was a good class! Rob Pincus’ books are a worthy read.
Like I said, I tried sticking a mag in backwards after first seeing the pic just to see if it was even possible. I could only get in about 3/8" or 'just the tip', for it to stay. And that was with a fair amount of trying. I wasn't going to try and jam it because I didn't want to fuck up a mag or my magwell doing something stupid. It did stick out further and changed the normal curve profile of a mag put in right with the straight top now exposed, exactly like you see in the pic. If it was altered or photoshopped, I doubt the person would have caught that detail.

With a loaded mag, it was prone to drop out with any point with normal handling. If you ever had a loaded 30rd. GI mag drop on your bare toe you'd remember.

Anyway, don't believe me, try it yourself.

As far as the pic being valid, MF Police were chagrined but said it was real. As far as the long finger. I have seen the lady cop in person more than once. She's tall and lanky and not hard on the eyes. I once saw her pulled over, changing a tire for some motorist.
 
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He’s just trying to compensate for his above-average marksmanship, by making the target appear farther away.
And with the lens cover still on. That takes some real above-average shooting skill.

 
And with the lens cover still on. That takes some real above-average shooting skill.

I wonder if this was done intentionally by a sailor who had it in for the Commander. I sure whoever handed him the rifle is in deep shit.
 
I thought that too. Someone's career in the military is over.

I see retirement in the Commander's near future as well..

If it was some Chief who wanted to torpedo a commander he didn't like.... noone will find out a thing or touch him. If it was some swabbie... well, my guess is that they don't hand full auto weapons to their Captain. Just a guess.

Commander's career is over. You don't survive being made a meme on the next step in the Ziggurat to full captain. The fitness report will be... all 5's (as usual... then again, is it still done with all 5's?) But everyone will know he is going to get axed. And he will get outed as a mere O-5. And go to work for Raytheon.

Sirhr
 
OK, here's the real story. Anybody can hit the target using a scope that magnifies the target. In this super secret counter, counter sniper training, you reverse the scope so it makes the target appear to be further away. The next phase after successfully mastering this configuration is to hit the target blindfolded, ninja style.
 
OK, here's the real story. Anybody can hit the target using a scope that magnifies the target. In this super secret counter, counter sniper training, you reverse the scope so it makes the target appear to be further away. The next phase after successfully mastering this configuration is to hit the target blindfolded, ninja style.

Yes, but that only works if you put it on a Savage and shoot 400 rounds a week that you reload and have a Desert Eagle .45!

I know the drill!

Sirhr